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You want me to get bent?
OHOHOHOHO! I'm sorry, kids, I can't do that! You see, this is my only job, and I have to get money to eat. And if I don't get money, I get very, very angry...
You wouldn't want that, would you...?
I thought you wouldn't.
edit The Legend of Awesome: Insert Long Title HereOnce upon a time, in a far, far away land, there was a little fairy boy and his friends, the Pirate Squad. They loved to frolic outside and have a jolly time.
One day, they were walking along their merry way when they spied a cottage in the forest. Being inquisitive little fellows, they decided to investigate.
When they came upon the house, they found it was...made of gingerbread? That can't be right... Er, just a moment, kiddies...