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Shock Troops, by definition, are highly prized elite squads of soldiers who specialise in suprising their enemy with their catch phrase, 'SUPRISE!' It is for this reason that shock troops have the highest mortality count known to man in actual combat against any worthwhile enemy. They are incredible effective, however, against the French, who, being incapable of showing real emotion, spontaneously combust.

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