User:Administrator/HowTo:Win Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

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“This award is really, really, really hard to win.”
~ Captain Obvious on Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass


This award is really, really, really hard to win. You just will not BELIEVE how hard it is to win. Only about 12 people have ever won it. Therefore, you must follow these directions EXACTLY to win it.


edit Chapter One: Preparing to win the award

Firstly, you must create an account on Uncyclopedia. For details, click here.

Next, you must deposit all your weapons and armor in the conveniently provided bins.

Following this, you must cover yourself in seasonings and select how you want your meat done. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT: You must select either "Well Done" or "Sodomized" depending on whether you're in the Katz Restaurant or the Purple Nipple.

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACCIDENTS, SUCH AS PAIN, ROASTING, TOO MUCH SNUF-SNUF, OR DEATH THAT MAY OCCUR. IT'S YOUR OWN DAM FAULT.

edit Chapter Two: Starting Your Award Winning Procedure

There are many strategies that you can take to try and get this award. Some of the dominating strategies include:

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