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“Actionreplayer uses Action Replay.”
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“I'd totally do her!”
~ Random Jock on poll below
“I think this guy is an amateur editor. Noob.”
~ 1337ist on this page
“He has touched my noodly appendage.”
~ The Flying Spaghetti Monster on Actionreplayer


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edit A little introduction

Hi, I'm Actionreplayer. I am disgusted by society today and utterly despise the way people are treating each other. War in the middle east, internal conflict at home... but with Barack Obama as our president, the president of the United states of america, there's hope! I approve of this message. Big Text Is Good For Getting The Attention Of Readers


I like this picture. It is hawt.


More dirty pictures. What else am i supposed to decorate my user page with on uncyclopedia? templates?

edit Quick Facts

Actionreplayer is not an active contributor to uncylopedia. He is a Jew, and does indeed enjoy having money. He often pretends to be insane, but is actually really really intelligent. Yeah. REALLY intellegent. His user page is filled with pictures of naked women but it also has a lot more text in it than most user pages of the same sort. Actionreplayer will be your friend if you aren't a vandal. Actionreplayer has 0 awards.

edit A plea for attention

Check out my Talk Page! Click me! Look at my random thoughts page! Click me! Look at my trophy cabinet! its shamefully sparse! Click me!

edit Pictures

edit Special poll 4 U!!!

Answer truthfully!

<insert name here>, Would you do her? (scroll down to see her!)

The poll was created at 06:40 on November 15, 2008, and so far 126 people voted.

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edit A brief history of my contributions

I work extensively on my own userpage out of boredom and a desire to have a flashy and convenient source of funny and sexy pictures on uncyclopedia. I created the article Puritan Soapism. I created the article Super Mario Galaxy. I created a few portions of Zork, such as This. I'm not sure if I'll create more anytime soon, but if I can find some inspiration, I'll get right on it!

edit More shall be added later

I feel like decorating this page with many pictures. It's me, wanting to be me, yanno? No? Fuck you then I guess you're entitled to your own opinions. Stupid jerkoff, not understanding me. Go suck something why dontcha? I'l grumble all i want, thank you very much! Lotsa pictures! pics pics pics!!!

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crazy stick figure.

Steve Irwin

I miss Steve Irwin.


edit Don't leave in case i add more!


oh, shit.


oooh, pretty colorz.


I sure as hell don't see him.

Sexy girls


edit Really!

Milk or die

drink milk or die!


The face of a competent Man. Don't you just want to turn over all your responsibilities to him?


This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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