User:Acrolo

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HARRO!!!!

This user is South African
...and therefore keeps elephants as pets.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

24	This user has written 24 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Sycamore.

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The official GTA spoof	100 Acre Hood.	Jonathan Livingston Chicken.	Like shit through a strainer.
Extracted from the game	Extracted from the game	Mary-Jane	All your drugs r belong to us!
I have the full collection	Need milk.	Mary Magdalene's arrest.	Mary was a gold digger.
Pink Prejudiced Piglets.	Rabbit and Tigger in the city.	Winnie The Shit.	Unheard and unseen the Heffalump.