User:Acid Ammo

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Biography

Marshall Steven Kauffman (1985-2053) was born in the Seattle General Hospital at 7:02 AM. He currently practices medicine in the same Hospital as an intern and has very little time to himself, which he wastes going on-line instead of sleeping, or eating (factual events end here). He lives in Seattle with his parents, Paul Reiser, an awarded nobelist and J.K. Rowling, a bank manager, his little brother, Moby, a high school student, his big sister, Joan of Arc, an attending in the Hospital, J.K.'s sister, Debra Messing, a crack addict recover waitress and Paul's father, Donald Trump, a retired Secret Service agent with amnesia problems. His friends, Samuel L. Jackson, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Sarah Jessica Parker constantly are in his house. Yes, it's just like a sitcom.

Pages Created

Cliche kitty

That's about how cute I am

Pages To Do


Pages Often Blessed With Contributions

Orange Kitten

That's about how cute I am


Images Uploaded

Note that I suck at Photoshop, so none only the images made in MS Paint and screenshots were made by me. Also, these are only some of them. Others here.

My awards


I have placed your translation in your namespace for your perusal at your whim.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:19, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

You have truly earned this award. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 22:35, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

You truly earned this one too. --KATIE!! 22:46, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

- For helping me out with Player. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:13, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Newcookie BobBobBob has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


Caternest You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.


Scientific Classification/Babel

Marshall Kauffman
Ernest0
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Mammalia
Order Primates
Family Hominidiae
Genus Homo
Species Sapiens
Binomial Name Marshall Kauffman
Primary Armament Sharp Answers
Secondary Armament Wittiness
Power Plant Randomization
HP: 1,731
Mana Points: 427
Strength: 149
Intelligence: 1,153,974
Weight 52 kilograms
Length 179 centimeters
Special Attack TV Guide By Heart Hability
Uncyclopedia:Babel
en-0 This user does not understand English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).
gb-X This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
la-N This user is a native speaker of Latin.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
sl-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of sign language.
ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)


Babelfish

You have two cows

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There is 1 Tsuga, it has been less crowded, but 2, those which are divided into the direction outside there are
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You pull out those which expand that and classify 2,
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2 there is a freedom in those,
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One which divides into the direction on the outside which gives that 2 is free,

You are a gay man

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It is an eastern characteristic love male whom it spreads out
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It is the cheerful person
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Those, where it extends, are the singular east love man
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By the eastern piece formation of a cabinet which outside spreads out at the outside it is a love male who is only



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