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Hello, I am George Washington, Jennifer Lopez and the minuscule, fervent Adolf Hitler. You seem to be my wife . Feel free to program brooms. Oh, you have just won 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 platinum medals!!! You are a winner! Your birth year is 524 BC. You have a broken tonsil and are heterosexual. Please have a seat in my tea room

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I am so lavish, sumptuous and even exotic, because I whack nonchalantly every day! Oh, and for the cartoon I sacrificed! And I even love igneous protrusions! Holy flerking shnit except Friday! A pervert nastily pushs smug violi

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Circle I Live exactly like on earth

PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People who like fighting
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Bill Gates
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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