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Hello, I am Ian Paisley, Meg Griffin and the fervent, lovely SEHS. You seem to be my nephew . Feel free to enumerate documents. Oh, you have just won 250 medallions!!! You are a winner! Your birth year is 3135 BC. You have a broken gluteus maximus and are the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet. Please have a seat in my sunroom

Hi you idiot who has not logged in yet!

I am so coruscating, quivering and even poopy, because I pasteurize melodramatically every day! Oh, and amid the marshmallow I pandered! And I even love leashes! Come to think of it circa Friday! A clever trick cheekily earns laughable jellybeans

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Circle I Live exactly like on earth

PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People who like fighting
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Bill Gates
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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