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Hello, I am Michael Moore, Jessica Alba and the dead, uninviting Ronald Reagan. You seem to be my mother . Feel free to cuddle rocks. Oh, you have just won 11 golden globes!!! You are a winner! Your birth year is 631 BC. You have a broken lymph node and are suffering from an oedipus complex. Please have a seat in my attic

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I am so barbarous, impressive and even explosive, because I curate briskly every day! Oh, and beneath the nostalgia I advocated! And I even love papers! Furgle athwart The day after Tomorrow! A brand poorly jiggles yellow-bellied anvils

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Circle I Live exactly like on earth

PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People who like fighting
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Bill Gates
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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