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Circle I Live exactly like on earth

PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People who like fighting
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Bill Gates
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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