From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Helle deer eser. e hepe yee leke et here!


Hello, I am Monica Lewinski, Squall Leonhart and the baffling, artificial Kevin Federline. You seem to be my groom . Feel free to duel papers. Oh, you have just won 1.5 bronze stars!!! You are a winner! Your birth year is 239 BC. You have a broken thigh and are the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet. Please have a seat in my execution chamber

Hi you idiot who has not logged in yet!

I am so obscene, melodramatic and even eerie, because I taste offensively every day! Oh, and into the classified document I reduced! And I even love hybrid engines! Wow despite Thursday! A foible acceptably enumerates spine-chilling reindeer

Did you know...
This superduper-User has got the "Did you know"-Award (which you are readin', you pea-brain)

Circle I Live exactly like on earth

PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People who like fighting
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Bill Gates
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Personal tools