User:Abwayax

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Abwayax also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
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en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
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“Those of us who love freedom must work together to do everything we can to disrupt, deny and bring to justice Abwayax who has no soul, no conscience, who hates freedom.”
~ George W. Bush on Abwayax
“Those of us who love freedom must work together to do everything we can to disrupt, deny and bring to justice Abwayax who has no soul, no conscience, who hates freedom.”
~ George W. Bush on Abwayax
“Those of us who love freedom must work together to do everything we can to disrupt, deny and bring to justice Abwayax who has no soul, no conscience, who hates freedom.”
~ George W. Bush on Abwayax

Abwayax is a relatively unknown something-or-other from the relatively unknown island of Ackphthys.

He is also, according to it, "someone".

He was supposedly born in the year 1318, graduated from the Ackphthys School for the Relatively Random and Unmundane in the year 1337, timetravelled to the year 20XQ to fight the hordes of the cyber-czar Curious George, went back to 1337 when he realized that he forgot to bring his underwear, and lived to be over 666 years old.

Abwayax is one of the hardest words to pronounce and/or spell, coming in at third behind Exlxlblob and Izwzyzx.

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