User:Absurdism

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“One does not discover the absurd without being tempted to write a manual of happiness.”
~ Albert Camus on Absurdism
“You could have learned Japanese in your childhood.”
~ User:Stuck in Limbo on Absurdism


I am Absurdism.

I've got a wikipage too.[1]


There is an article on Absurdism that is not me, Absurdism.

I have "written": Simone de Beauvoir, I was not a user at the time.(see rant)

I have tired to improve Søren Kierkegaard.

I wrote Georg Hegel.

I wrote Max Stirner

I wrote Chairman Grue

I wrote The Divine Comedy

I worte Subcomandante Marcos

I wrote Berserk (anime)

I wrote Stalin V. Trotsky Note: This appears to have no value so it is here User:Absurdism/Stalin V. Trotsky V_V

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us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
enr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Engrish.
uk-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Correct English.
17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.
gb-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Gibberish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
elv-L Thith uther thpeakth Elvish with a really thexy lithp.
fh-E This user only speaks Fuckhead because it was a required course in school.
la-F This user got an F in Latin and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ao-P This f****r speaks AOLer heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ns-X This user only speaks Newspeak enough to seduce native Newspeak speakers.
vl-0 This user does not understand Valley girl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

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Hammer and sickle This user is a communist. No, seriously.
Evilbug-lalalalala42 This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
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Goldenbuddha This user is Buddhist, and believes that an article can only stop being edited once it has reached Nirvana


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SatanBunny This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or he/she'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.
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ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
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and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user is pilfering ye booty!

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