User:Absurdism

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This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you run like hell or use extreme sarcasm before it eats you too.

“One does not discover the absurd without being tempted to write a manual of happiness.”

~ Albert Camus on Absurdism

“You could have learned Japanese in your childhood.”

~ User:Stuck in Limbo on Absurdism

I am Absurdism.

I've got a wikipage too.[1]

There is an article on Absurdism that is not me, Absurdism.

I have "written": Simone de Beauvoir, I was not a user at the time.(see rant)

I have tired to improve Søren Kierkegaard.

IHAD SEX WITH Georg Hegel.

I HAD SEX WITH Max Stirner

I HAD SEX WITH Chairman Grue

I wrote The Divine Comedy

I worte Subcomandante Marcos

I wrote Berserk (anime)

I wrote Stalin V. Trotsky Note: This appears to have no value so it is here User:Absurdism/Stalin V. Trotsky V_V

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us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

enr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Engrish.

uk-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Correct English.

17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

gb-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Gibberish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

elv-L Thith uther thpeakth Elvish with a really thexy lithp.

fh-E This user only speaks Fuckhead because it was a required course in school.

la-F This user got an F in Latin and likes their native language better (if they have one).

ao-P This f****r speaks AOLer heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ns-X This user only speaks Newspeak enough to seduce native Newspeak speakers.

vl-0 This user does not understand Valley girl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Fight against violence! Help!

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.

This user is a geek.

Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

1337 This user is elite.

This user is a communist. No, seriously.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user is Buddhist, and believes that an article can only stop being edited once it has reached Nirvana

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or he/she'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

This user has been blocked {{{1}}} times.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.