User:Aaronaraujo2013

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Yo fatties. I, mean, uh... people who are kinda, no, not even, stout... hehehehe...

I am also an autoconfirmed Wikipedia user but I prefer Uncyclopedia better. I am a true Uncyclopedian, dammit!

Contributions

A bunch of userboxes

Spamm

X This user is X years old. Woop-ti-doo.


teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


2 This user has written 2 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Visitor

Member (MUN)

This user likes Manchester United

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Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.
sp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Spanglish.
fr-0 This user does not understand Français and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Virgindeguadalupe This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Lovejoybox This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

The truth about llamas

Yeah, well I don't really like llamas...

People

READ THE GODDAMN ADVERTISEMENTS!!!

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