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I am also an autoconfirmed Wikipedia user but I prefer Uncyclopedia better. I am a true Uncyclopedian, dammit!
- 4 Yes. Seriously. I created this page.
edit A bunch of userboxes
|| This user is X years old. Woop-ti-doo.
|| This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
edit Member (MUN)
| This user likes Manchester United
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|| This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
|| This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
|| This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
|| This user is a Christian
(as long as they put a dollar in the box)
|| This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
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|| This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!