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Command & Conquer: The First Decent Package

Command & Conquer: The First Decent Package
Command & Conquer: The First Decent Package
Designer(s) Copy Cat(s): Electronic Arts
Release Date 2005
Rating by ESRB Fail
Genre Compilation
Preceded by Command & Conquer: GENERALS
Followed by Command + Conquer 3: Tiberium Warts
When will patch v1.03 come? The day when all the stars, planets and moons align.
“WHERE'S v1.03 PATCH???”
~ C&C Fanboys on The Broken Promise By EA Devs

When members of EA Games were planning to develop their next installment of Command & Conquer, one said to the other:

Instead of taking the time to develop a new game why not copy our older games onto a single package and pretend like we accomplished something?"

Thus in one moment of pure laziness, "Command & Conquer: The First Decent Package" was born.

EA games later admitted that they were lazy and patched up some glitches but still assured fans it will be the first and last "Decent" package that they will ever release in their "Decent" years of the series. Even though some of the patches were included, many of the games still refused to work properly.

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