User:ASHPD

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ASHPD
First Appearance	Your girlfriend's bedroom
Final Appearance	In your house's toilet
Portrayed by	David Hasselhoff
Nationality	Uncyclopedian. (duh?)
Occupation	What is an occupation?
Favorite Games	Playing with your Mind; Sex!
Favorite Villain	That WHY SO SERIOUS? HAHAHAHAHA dude.

This user worships the almighty sex goddess Rachael Cordingley and has continually combusted from multiple sex drive overloads.

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from MrN9000.

This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

THIS IS SPARTA!

This user loves pi

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[edit] Articles (Latest first)

• Command & Conquer 4: Tiberian Twilight
• UnBooks:Rorschach's journal
• Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
• Command & Conquer: Read Alert 3
• Command & Conquer 3: Boyle's Vengeance
• Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Waffles
• Command + Conquer 3: Tiberium Warts
• Command & Conquer TV
• Command & Conquer SAGA
• Command & Conquer: The First Decent Package
• Command & Conquer: Renegate
• Command & Conquer: Sole Survivor
• Command & Conquer: Read Alert
• Command & Conquer: Gummy Dawn
• Kane
• Command & Conquer

[edit] Awards

MSPaint Ninjastar I have never seen such photoshoping skills in my life, you are a natural. –Nekami

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