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Commonly known as the Supreme Dessert, a-slice-of-cake has barreled its way through GiveUpAlready, SRPC, and other venues with great success. Now, it has come to Uncyclopedia, in all its pastry goodness.
“Mmmm... Pastry goodness...”
Unlike its arch nemesis, a-piece-of-pie, a-slice-of-cake (commonly referred to as ASOC) is well-loved by people who actually matter. Unfortunately, such people are few and far between, leading to extreme loneliness on ASOC's part. A-piece-of-pie, on the other hand, is championed by the morons that are so abundant in the world, and considers itself "the popular guy" who is "too cool for the slice-of-cake loser". Nobody is quite sure when the rivalry of ASOC and APOP will finally reach its apex, but both those-who-matter and morons alike have reserved tickets to the final match, which should take place in Joe Louis Arena. Who will actually win "The Clash of the Custards" is still up in the air.
“Personally, I'm putting my money on that ASOC. I mean, come on, he has frosting. No crummy piece of pie can compete with frosting. That's like France trying to compete with the US in... well, anything.”
“Err... I like pie. Pie is nice. Pie is better than cake. Pie is going to smash cake into ground with filling goodness. Wait, there's no Custard. Why call it "Clash of custards" with no Custard? I want Custard!”
Until the epic fight, ASOC has determined itself to be content surveying Uncyclopedia, and frosting the parts it needs to. APOP, on the other hand, is too busy catering to his stupid masses to pay good comedy much attention. This is probably for the benefit of Uncyclopedia, for APOP does not likely have the capacity for such works and would end up ruining them.