User:85.144.204.112

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Well my name is a number,

a piece of plastic film.

And I grow tiny flowers

on my little window sill.

Don't you know I'm the Two-thousand Man?

& my kids they just don't

understand me

at all.


'Though my wife still respects me

I really misuse her.

I am having an affair

with a random computer.

Don't you know I'm the Two-thousand Man?

& my wife she just don't

understand me

at all.


Oh daddy, be proud of your planet.

Oh mommy, be proud of your son.

Oh daddy, be proud of your planet.

Oh mommy, be proud of your son.


Oh daddy is your brain still flashing,

like it did when you were young?

Or did you come down crashing,

Seeing all the things you've done?

Oh, but it's a bit screwed on.

Oh, but it's a big put-on!



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