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edit Rodgeball (current Rating: Arse-Shite)
Rodgeball is truly the sport of kings, originating in the Middle Ages (2004). The sport is incredibly popular across most of the world, with onyl a few of those obscure African nations not knowing about it.... and no one cares about them.
- A Rodge-Ball
- A Frozen Chicken
- Sporks and Foons
- 20cc's of Epic Fail
- 1-9999+ players
- A suit of Armour (not to be confused with Armor)
- Steel Springs
- Suitable Arena for play
- A Toyota Prius (Powder Blue)
- Rectal Examination Kit
- Matches and Petrol
- An assortment of Blunt Objects
- An assortment of Heavy Objects
- An assortment of Pointy Objects
- Anything else you can lay your grubby little klepto hands on....
Once you have collected all these items, you are ready to begin playing the legendary sport of Rodgeball.
- Players are split into a single team
- One player dons the suit of armour and is given the Frozen Chicken
- As a single unit, the group should search for the RodgeBall (Splitting up ruins the mob effect)
- Once they have located the RodgeBall, the Armoured Player then needs to charge headlong at the RodgBall (NOTE: RodgeBalls are often surrounded by a group of students, hence the armour and Chicken. If the RodgeBall attempts to escape, simply don the steel springs to enable a swift capture)
- Once subdued and sedated by the Epic Fail, the game of Rodgeball can commence.
- The RodgeBall is placed inside an Arena, and given either a spork or a foon to defend itself.
- Players take turns to enter in groups of 1-20 and duel the Rodgeball in mortal kombat.
- By using either the Blunt, Pointy or Heavy Objects,the players engage the RodgeBall in a manly display of overcompensation.
- The other objects you stole are for use by the audience/sidelined players, to pelt at both the competitors and the RodgeBall. Suggestions include Anvils, Knives, Other RodgeBalls and caltropps.
- Once the RodgeBall has been defeated, all evidence of The Game must be removed, due to the small issue of it being illegal and all
- This is where the other junk comes in: Place the corpse(s) in the prius, you might have some trouble if you have a lot of them, because that thing is freaking tiny! Anyway, proceed with the dumping, and be quick about it.
- Alright, now you've loaded up your corpse cart, take it to a cliff (the one outside my house works) and douse it in the petrol, push it off, then light it. (Yes that is possible)
- DO NOT ASK WHAT THE RECTAL EXAMINATION KIT IS FOR!