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[edit] WHY SO SERIOUS? No really why, being serious can cause a lawyer grue to sue then eat you.
YESHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Nevermind everything that I say because I say so that you need to pay attention to this article although you also have to don't bother looking and reading the info on this page!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! this is great, except for the time that perpill and tristmaster laughed at me for doing nothing to my account. You know what I did. I chopped them up and fed them to Barack Obama's ears. Those things can eat a lot of crap. Now I may not have anything on here that Is flashy but I would like to say that...well...SCREW YOU!!! Living a lie is fun, and I sd
don't know why but I like to lie to everyone I know. Its fun, and also I have a grue, and if you don't respect me I will have my Uber Grue kill you!@
Uber Grue kill you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!*runs out of breath* Anyways this is awesome, and I have to say one thing
thing.......I NEVER WANT TO HEAR SOMEONE SAY KURT COBAIN AND MICHAEL JACKSON SHOULD SING TOGETHER EVER, EVER, EEEEEEEEEEEEVER!!!!
AGAIIN!!!!!
EDIT:!!! I can't believe it im not gay! I'm a lesbian!!!! Thats right, i'm a guy and i love women. Many people are like, ewwww thats gross but i dont care i love women and nobody can stop me from it!!!! Now then since i got that out of the way, i must say its been awhile since i have been on here at Uncyclopedia
[edit] My Interests(Some you may not want to know)
-My cookies(I swear to Chuck Norris, God, Allah and all of the Mortal Kombat characters that I will tear you limb from limb if you touch or even look at my cookies) Thank You!
-Me
-You(But not in a gay Tom Cruise way)
-Drinks
-Hidden(Only do when you're not looking, better yet, not at my house, at night, in my bed............perv)
-WWE(Nothings better than watching grown men grabbing each other in tights!)
-Chris Benoit!(Yes thats right, I like a suicidal, homicidal maniac who killed his family) 
[edit] My Dislikes(Pay attention, yet LOOK AWAY!!!)
-You(In a homo gay Tom Cruise way)
-Those mexicans who try and jump the border, thank god for border patrol
-Your Mom(She's Fat, Like Cheyenne)
-Michael Jackson(I met him once, his nose fell off infront of me and Oscar Wilde made fun of him, o n tv, from 100 years before dinosaurs roamed the earth)
-Bush/Cheney 00'(The dinosaurs didn't die form a meteor, Dick Cheney thought they were deer and killed them, and Bush was playing with his feet, don't ask, hes inbread)
-Long Lines
-Cookies, with anything else besides Chocolate and M&M's. For every other thing I find in my cookie, I shall kill you.
[edit] END PROFILE!!!!
Oscar Wilde once said, *Cough*. It was the most useful info in the world. If you are ever the supreme president of the united states or the world, cough and fake sick and make taxes and gas prices really high, like Bush. So we can have Chuck Norris come and roundhouse kick your head off. Obama 08-99' of next Millennium
One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.
This user has found Jesus and is therefore a potential threat to society.
