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Welcome to Propagandua!
You are Doren Smith, a chaotic human male Drunkard.

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You wake up.
You are still not sober.
# chat Doren Smith
Talking to yourself is not a g... Whatever.
You started talking to yourself

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"Thei saiii dat *eek!* I do nAt luk like a humon! *eek!*
I sai I do luk! *eek!* I AM a humon! I b da best 1337 race in da wurld!!! *eek!*"
Pikachu looks at you suspectively.
"B DA BEST! *eek! NOT B DA WORST LIKE THAT BULLSHI-... *oh shi-*"

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Pikachu gets angry!
Pikachu comes and prepares to attack.
"Ahem. *burp!* Wut di' I sai? He can't hol' hi' b... *AAAAAAAAA!*"

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Pikachu attacks! A bolt of lightning hits you!
You faint...

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You regain consciousness.
You look around.
You remember your last words and faint again...

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You regain consciousness.
The door opens.
Nurse Joy comes in.
"Hello! Are you OK?"
# chat Nurse Joy
"Uuh, that was bad. IT WAS THE BADDEST NIGHTMARE IN MY L...!!!"
"Shhh!.."
"Uh, sorry, I can't still leave that memories. They make me mad. THE...!!!"
Nurse Joy meaningfully looks at you.
"Looks like you need some medical attention."
Nurse Joy gives you a shot of something...
Your legs feel fluffy.
You yawn.
You fall asleep.
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