User:15Mickey20

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	Poet Lowrate
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Queen Elizabeth I

That's not me

	- If you only visit one Uncyclopedia user page this year, make it this one.
— Metro

	- Dynamite on a stick. Mickey is pure adrenalin.
— News of the World

	- Pure genius! Absolute, fucking genius!
— Readers' Digest[1]

That's not me either, although, the picture is representative of my day-to-day dress.

[edit] Things that I wrote

[edit] Full articles

Features in bold. Quasi-features in hot pink italicised bold.

• UnCameron. A little bit of politics. My first featured article. Hurrah!
• Martina Hingis. An honourably-mentioned PLS entry from Winter 2007. Reviews for this article have ranged from "Stalking greatness!" to "Deeply disturbing".
• Paris Hilton. Did a near-total rewrite for the PLS of Winter 2008. Came second.
• Old McDonald. My third featured article. Rejoice!
• Eurovision Song Contest. I've rewritten this one and done a damn fine job, if I may say so myself.
• Sweatshop. Featured article number 4!
• Disorganised crime.
• A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid. Victory! Victory! Glorious, glorious victory!! This is also, the third best article of 2008. Third place! Third place! Glorious, glorious third place!
• Much Ado About Nothing. My attempt at culture.
• UnPoetia:Ode to my toaster. A glorious runner-up at the Summer 2007 PLS. Always the bridesmaid...
• UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾. My first UnBook, but my fifth tennis article.
• Roger Federer. A theme is starting to emerge. I like tennis, you see.

That is me. Just kidding. That's Mickey Mantle. Apparently he's a famous baseball player. I figured that out from the bat.

• Rafael Nadal. People often ask me where I get my ideas. "Where do you get your ideas for articles?" they say. I just shrug and turn over to Eurosport. Then I write the tenth best article of 2008.
• Sania Mirza. Yes, she's a tennis player. She is also the subject of my Poo lit-winning article of Summer 2008. Yay for me!
• Sania Mirza: A Riposte. A sequel? I must be running out of ideas.
• Queen Elizabeth I. PLS winner. Bow down at my article-writing prowess!
• James Bond (character).
• Dmitry Medvedev. I'm doing political satire again! I feel like an intellectual.
• Claude Debussy. Second in the PLS. Again.
• HowTo:Boil an egg‎. My attempt to deliver a fresh(ish) approach to HowTos.
• A-level. My contribution to conservation week.
• Big Brother (UK television series). A miserable failure at PLS Summer 2007 and a miserable failure at VFH. One day, I will have my revenge.
• Zara Phillips. I also rewrote this for the PLS, again in Summer 2007. Hooray for Wimbledon rain delays!
• Lawn Tennis. The first whole article I made, as opposed to a rewrite and I love it so.
• Anna Kournikova. Part of my fabulous series of articles about tennis. It's a bit random and flits from story to story, but I still think it's quite funny nonetheless.
• HowTo:Change a leopard's spots

[edit] UnNewses

• UnNews:Cancer is racist. I have covered a lot of potentially offensive topics, but not race or serious illness. Until now!
• UnNews:Local reporter contracts swine flu. Hey! I did serious illness again!
• UnNews:Modern slavery uncovered in Manchester. My first foray into non-tennis sport.
• UnNews:Lily Allen pleased that England have won the Ashes
• UnNews:Amy Winehouse turns up to concert sober, fans disappointed. I'd been planning this article for a couple of weeks, then there's suddenly a big news story on a similar theme. I love it when a plan comes together.
• UnNews:Survey shows children don’t know where meat comes from. We show them. My first attempt at UnNews.

[edit] Coming Soon

This is what I would look like if I became a wrestler, or if I somehow ended up playing one in a film. I would win an oscar, though.

• HowTo:Hunt down paedophiles and cut their balls off. To prove that I'm not running out of ideas, I've decided to shamelessly rip off Chris Morris.
• UnBooks:Around The World In 80 TV Travel Documentaries

[edit] Contributed chunks of text. Good, meaty chunks.

• Robert Mugabe. I did a lot of work towards this article's imperial colonization, getting it featured in the process. The irony of Robert Mugabe benefitting from imperialism is delicious.
• Amy Lee. This was lying in the eternal pit of despair of shattered hearts and broken dreams that is VFD until I whipped it into shape.
• Necrophiliphobia. I peed this, like a year ago and only just got round to whipping it into shape.
• Game:Oliver Twist. I added the "break into song" diversion. I can't take any credit for the article's featured status, though. That's all Cajek.
• League of Nations. This is mostly Braydie's work, but I provided some ideas through Pee Review and added some text and a picture. Whereas Braydie is the father, I feel like the kindly uncle to this Featured article.
• Just A Minute. This was a mere stub before I got my hands on it.
• Gymnastics:the disciplines. Not my best work, but here for the sake of completeness.

[edit] Things that I didn't write, not even good meaty chunks of text. I just think they're funny.

• Hammer
• Blackbeard Catering Company
• H.R. Pufnstuf
  

  

  I wish this was me. I'd never leave the house.
• The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones
• Edward the Gibbon
• Civil War
• Henchmen
• Bear
• List of one letter words starting with A
• What I Did On My Summer Vacation
• Slate industry in Wales
• Ganges
• TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL
• Academia
• Why?:Use a wooden condom
• Hillyard & Brickman Corporation
• Jerry Falwell
• Pre-Market Economy
• Turing Duck Test
• UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk
• Melville the One Trick Pony
• The Gathering Horror

[edit] Templates and stuff. Well, just templates, actually. This section is entirely stuff-free.

	Poet Lowrate
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise writing competition, which they won for their article: Sania Mirza

	Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is the winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:15Mickey20/The_Aristocrats

Original Ninjastar I award Mickey a Ninjastar because he helped me go through League of Nations and got rid of the crap. –Braydie

This user is a total UKer ...jolly good, wot?! (British Uncyclopedians)

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	Rejoice, 15Mickey20! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Featured Article: UnCameron This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Martina Hingis This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Old McDonald This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Sweatshop This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.