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Please do not read this stupid page.
“What the Hell?”
Minor Side Effects may include:
1. An unresistable urge to do kitten huffing
2. Typing n00b-ish stuff like "1 liek d01ng 1337" on fantastic sites (like Uncyclopedia).
3. Dreaming that you're a 1337-n00b h4x0r and destroying every 1337-n00b on this fairly little but big planet and thinking "Yeeeeeah....I really like destroying every 1337-n00b one this flowing pile of shit!" when suddenly an army of zombie 1337-n00bs come and eat your brains and leave your body to rot and you fall out of bed screaming 'cos you read my page.
4. Headaches, nausea, seizures etc etc etc etc etc
5. TYPING AND WRITING IN HUGE cAPS lOCK LIKE THIS AND DOING YOUR SPELLING & GRAMMAR WRONG.
MAYJOR SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
1. Your head asplodes
2. Permanent brain damage (yeah, if that's ever gonna BLAEEHOPSHEBATHESEXYPORNAGRAPHIC happen to me) <- You see what I mean?
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4. Permanent n00b-ishness
5. Thinking of your mom every time you go to Dreamland.
edit My Page (The Best Page Ever)
Oh my, YOU ARE READING MY PAGE RIGHT NOW! Have you forgotten what would happen if you read my page??? Oh for crying out loud, let's proceed. Salamis. I blame the Salamis for all this...it would've been so beautiful. A heaven on Earth. Those salamis...those horrible, horrible salamis. It started out so well, and ended in disaster. All because of those salamis. Does this teach anyone something they will forget in 10 seconds? Well, let me tell you a story. There once was a clown. He was king. On his 38th birthday he gave out infinite supplies of salamis. One day a little girl went and told every single idiot in the world of Krustonia that salamis are made of tadpoles. Then, the idiots burned everything that belonged to the clown king, and so, the clown king was no longer king, he became an idiot/accorn like the rest of us. The moral is: Think before you eat.
I'll add more later ;)
--1337-n00b 09:02, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
Hi, it's me! 1337-n00b! I'm back from my eternal slumber due to not remembering my password LOL! So yeaaah...last night, guess what I saw? I saw...your mum making out with Santa Claus! God, what an idiot! Yea, I liek 2 57411k p30p1e liek u. 'Cos I can't bother losing my brain because of sex, I lose my brain following morons like you! HAHAHAHA! HA...Ha..? Haaa! Tch, what is this sudden......crap. (crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapshitcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap) Mah new obsession is Adel Tulba from TC: UTK2. Man, he's hot! >:3 Being raped by my obsession. Please come back later.
Thank you for reading my page, you very smart n00b! (I know how you feel, no hard feelings, 'kay?)
Written by 1337-n00b, the friendly friend and ruler of YOOM-TAH!
But nobody cares. ;o;