Good Evening,the time is 9:00 UTC and this the UnNews Daily IRC Bulletin.
I'm BarryC, your presenter for tonight,
Todays' date is the 8th of may
On UnNews tonight our stories are:
Uncyclopedia Admin Votes Against Yet Another Quality Article in VFH
Peugeot Forced to Terminate Employees at UK Factory
Bush appoints Red Foreman as new head of CIA
Scotland threatens to invade Iran
Todays featured article is: Scotland threatens to invade Iran
Scottish King Robert the Bruce has threatened to invade Iran unless they uni-laterally disarm. Iran was, as usual, unimpressed.
(The rest of the article transcends into gibberish and celtic wailings.)
Taking a look at other, less creditable news sources:
US urges diplomacy in Iran crisis
Abbas urges end to freeze on aid
UN elects new human rights body
Taking a look at the Weather tommorow:
It will be sunny in Liverpool
It will be sunny in the South of America
Looking more overcast and overcast in the north
That's all for now,I'm BarryC and that was the Daily UnNews Bulletin.