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 Zork: The Fairly Obvious Ripped-Off Clone Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> Run "Zork"_

Zork: The Fairly Obvious Ripped-Off Clone

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There is a leaflet on the floor. As usual.
> read leaflet

You can't read the leaflet - it's on the floor.
> take leaflet

Stolen.
> read leaflet

I see no "leaflet" here. Except for the one you're carrying.
> read leaflet I'm carrying

You read the leaflet, then toss it away.
> well? what did it say?

You really should have read it out loud, you know that?
> *sigh* look

Fine. (you were meant to type "read the leaflet I picked up off the floor and am now carrying out loud so that the Narrator will tell me what it says already" to read it, by the way.) You cast your gaze around the room you have mysteriously appeared in. You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner. It seems strangely... familiar.

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