User:.Hack

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Colt
The author of this page is fucking insane. You can help by shooting him.


PureCheese
The 12 Fundamental Cheeses
Fromunda
*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
The 3 Noble Cheeses
*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"


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91 Make Out Songs
90 Moments to get a Boner
89 Moments to Laugh
88 Money Making Schemes
87 Movies
86 Nonexistent Words
85 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
84 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
83 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
82 Pick-up lines
81 Pokemon Cash-Ins
80 Porn Stars
79 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
78 Reasons to become a Christian
77 Reflections on 2005
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57 Songs To Have Sex To
56 Songs To Play At A Funeral
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52 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
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31 Weapons

I don't have much to say, but I *DO* have somethings to say about YOU!

  • <insert name here> really, really likes to huff kittens.
  • <insert name here> thinks that .Hack is really awesome.
  • <insert name here> is on here and not getting on with it with a girl. Loser.
  • Did I already mention <insert name here> is on here and not getting on with it with a girl and is a loser?
  • <insert name here> doesn't know a man is standing behind him with a knife.

Here is my page in all it's template glory! As you can see, I know everything about you, yes I .Hack knows your 4 deepest darkest secrets. Then again, it is kinda obvious. If you have come down this far on this piece of crap page

Stop crap PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!
This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.


than you must know that I have found Jesus
Jesus
But, I will not be releasing him anytime soon. Because he too, is not not allowed to edit my page, so if you edit my page you're gonna end up just like him, screwed. But, for the religious, I will bail him out for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 dollars, but since not even the US National Government or Bill Gates aka The First Computer Geek the religious are screwed.


DON'T CLICK ON THIS OTHERWISE GOD WILL HUFF A KITTEN!!!

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