Code Lyoko

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Spoiler warning: Plot spoilers, such as the fact that William is possessed by XANA on Lyoko for almost all of Season 4, Franz Hopper kills himself, and William is brought back to normal after all may follow. Read on at your own discretion.

Code Lyoko
J3R3M13, Ulrich, Yumi, and Odd (raping Kiwi)".
What it is	Cartoon Drama Franime
Creator	Bill Gates
Starring	James Rolfe Kel Mitchell
Who's running it	Cartoon Network, France 3
How long is it	1337 Minutes
No. of episodes	1337
Would Oscar Wilde watch it?	Yes.

“Do the Kankrelots have large talons?”

~ Napoleon Dynamite on Code Lyoko

“They jump into a computer, and they go to an egg factory, and then they fight scanners!”

~ Ralph Wiggum on Code Lyoko

“Cool it, maggot faces.”

~ Ulrich(actual dialogue) on Zombies

“Fuck you.”

~ Samurai Jack on Ulrich

“TIMMAY!”

~ Timmy on Code Lyoko

“What the fuck are these frogs doing? This is clearly Copyright infringement!”

~ Keanu Reeves on Code Lyoko and The Matrix

“Tell me about it, Keanu!”

~ Jobe Smith on Code Lyoko, The Matrix, and The Lawnmower Man

Code Lyoko is a French cartoon originally produced by a company called Antefilms, but after the first season mysteriously vanished and was replaced by Moonscoop. The show focuses on the lives of a bunch of kids who go to some school in France and fight a computer virus that mainly infects humans as opposed to computers.

[edit] Setting

The show takes place at a boarding school called Kadick Junior High. Despite how many times it has been shown that it's in France, some kids still think it takes place somewhere else. America, their ass, or even Africa.

[edit] Secondary Setting

One of the videogames based off the show, Code Lyoko: Cragging of X.A.N.A., takes place in a weird parallel planet called the Volcano Replika. This Replika is inside a Supercomputer hidden aboard the Death Star, disguised as an astromech droid.

[edit] Usual Plot

For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Code Lyoko.

A normal plot for a Code Lyoko episode is the kids doing some crap at school, then XANA fucks something up, the kids go to Lee's Yolk- O's, turn off a tower, and go back to the past. Rinse, wash, repeat......

The main story of Code Lyoko begins in 1912 when a hobo in France named Franz Hopper found a time machine and went to 2233 and managed to discover a supercomputer being sold at Best Buy, which he promptly stole and went to the year 1974 and began trying to make a virtual world where he could have unlimited food. He then met a Japanese woman who he promptly mated with and created a child named Aelita. Once his virtual world was finished, the government was pissed off and tried to arrest him, and for whatever reason arrested his wife. Him and his daughter then escaped to this virtual world where they were then attacked by aliens. Aelita turned into an elf and hid in a tower while Franz was just a bubble. His son, XANA, decided to be a rebel and tried to fuck some shit up, so Franz turned off the supercomputer, putting XANA, himself, and his daughter in a coma for a decade until some nerdy kid looking for parts to make weapons of mass destruction turned it back on, but it took him two years to figure out Aelita was a human. Franz killed himself in order to kill his son XANA.

[edit] Characters

Jeremie- A 1337 H4X0R. He operates a Ultimate Computer in a old abandoned warehouse factory near their school. He fell in love with a virtual elf named Aelita, and stayed up every god damn night to bring her to the real world. He first found the factory when he was looking for parts to build weapons of mass destruction to send to Iraq. Played by james Rolfe.

Ulrich- A German kid. In the real world, he appears just to be some normal boring bastard, but when he goes to Lee's Yolk-O's, he becomes an ass- kicking Ninja. He is also secretly dating Yumi. He also avoids questions about his personal life because he's a bastard who has no emotions. Sissi attempts to rape him on a daily basis. Played by Some guy you don't know

Yumi- Ulrich's girlfriend, though she denies it. She said to Ulrich that she just wants to be friends, but don't be fooled. That's only pretend. She and Ulrich are doing each other and are just lying so Milly and Timmya don't put an article in the paper about it because Yumi is a year older. She has been shown to be able to kick ass and break windows with her large forehead. In Season 13, she beat the shit out of her little brother and blamed it on XANA. She commonly cusses out her teachers in Japanese, as she speaks it and originally lived there. Played by Your mom.

Odd looking at porn like the pervert he is.

Odd- The Transvestite of the group. He constantly wears Pink and purple, and has a weird ass hairdo similar to Jimmy Neutron's. He has had sex with just about every girl in the school, except for Yumi and Aelita, due to the fact that Ulrich and Jeremie threatened to shank him if he did. He is rumored to be Bisexual despite this fact. Played by Chris Crocker.

Aelita- An pink-haired elf chick the kids found on Lyoko. Jeremie fell in love with her and eventually brought her to the real world. She was eventually discovered to be human, except for a lack of a vagina. They later got her one. Jeremie is dating her, which pisses off Herb because evryone can get a frekin' girl but him! In Season 13, it was revealed that she is Link's sister. She is discovered to be lesbian, and does any step necessary to sleep with Yumi. In 2043 she joined a band that went on to sell 1337 albums in a day, Played by Hayley Williams.

Aelita being tentacle raped.

William-Added in Season 2 after he was expelled from his previous school for causing a massacre. He is known to be very Emo. Notably sold by Ulrich to XANA for a packet of biscuits. In 2426 he launched a solo album of limited success. While under XANA's control, he had multiple seizures, and got gangraped by Milly and Tammiya. Played by Bob Saget.

Sissi- The anorexic retarded whore of the school. She claims that there's no guy in school who doesn't want to fuck her. She has been known to try to rape Ulrich, wanting to kill Yumi which she actually tried to do, but Yumi, being Japanese unleased her Asian fury and kicked her ass, Sissi also sells blowjobs for $5 behind the gym. Played by Miley Cyrus.

Jim- The bitchy fatass gym teacher. He has also been known to be a douche on several occasions, and has had over nine thousand jobs, 99% of which he was forced to never speak of again. Played by Jack Black.

Jean-Pierre Dumbass- The principal. Sissi's dad. He runs the shithole of a school where the grown-ups are uselessly expendable lunatics who could give less of a damn about the safety of the students. Played by You.

Mrs.Hertz- The crazy ass Science Teacher. She once was calm and kind, but all the children at Kadick drove her bat fuck insane and she started doing acid and smoking weed, and got even crazier to the point when she a sploded, but came back to life in the form of a truck. .

Mrs.Hertz out for a stroll.

CD-i Link- The character only lasted for 1 episode. His first scene was in Episode 1, where he was prompty killed by the giant Rayquaza doll 3 seconds later. Played by Nick Jonas.

Milly and Timmayia- They show you what news reporters look like as kids. Milly has been known to have a Rayquaza doll. Timmayia can only say her name. sound familiar? Played by Donald Trump and Timmy, respectively.

Kiwi- Odd's pet alien dog. The school rules say you can't have pets, but Odd got pissed off and snuck in his alien dog in his arse. Played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Herb and Some Guy you Don't know- Sissi's bitches. Played by Howard Stern and Some stoner.

XEROXana- The former president of Xerox, who got fired and went into a deep depression, then becoming a hacker and fucking stuff up. The group think's he's bat fuck insane and he's some 32 year old fat dude living in his mother's basement living off of orange soda and beef jerky. Played by Kel Mitchell.

Rosa- The lunch lady who has a crush on Odd. Played by Mama Luigi.

Hiroki-Yumi's annoying bratty little brother, who was brutally murdered by Yumi in episode 666, "This is SPARTA!" when he sold photos of Yumi and Ulrich having sex. Uh..what the hell. Played by Youngjisue.

Caillou-Was brutally killed within his first second of being onscreen.

Barney the Dinosaur-The guy who killed Caillou. Was beheaded by Jeremy with the Sword of Haxxor when he couldn't take any more of that dumbass song.

[edit] Episodes

Episodes of the Show so far only have 4 seasons, but those bastards at Cartoon Network were too lazy to air the last 1240 episodes. That could be because the Current Cartoon Network sucks balls, thanks to a jackass who corrupted the channel.

[edit] Season 1

1.Teddy Hulk - Milly's Plush Incredible Hulk doll gets possessed and goes around smashing the city.

2.Seeing Porn is Believing- The kids try to start a rap band, but all the contestants suck. Then they realize that Some guy you don't know is pretty damn good at the drums, and let him In. But then Homer Simpson had an accident at the Nuclear Power Plant, and the kids have to go into Lee's Yolk- O's and save the day, or they're all screwed.

3.Holiday with the Fag- Jeremie and Ulrich put graffiti of Jim masturbating on a wall, and Jim catches them, so he's all pissed and makes Jeremie stay at school during break. Meanwhile, Xana posses some skunks, and they all..well...you figure it out.

4.Lag Book- Sissi find's Ulrich's diary and reads about all his fantasies involving Yumi. She threatens to tell everyone unless he becomes her bitch. But then the bus going to a school field trip gets all drunk and fucked up, and the kids all agree it's the stoner bus.

5.Big Cock- Xana has hacked into the internet and is slowly but surely deleting every site and vandalising Wikipedia. So the kids get all pissed and RV his edits and get blocked for Violating 3RR, then they must stop Osama Bin Laden from crashing two nuclear trains together to make matters worse.

6.Gruel Dillema- Odd trips and slams his head on Jeremie's keyboard, nearly materializing Aelita. Also, some bulldozers fuck up the school. But then, when the kids go to Lee's Yolk-o's, they must use the materialization to save Yumi after Ulrich threatens to commit suicide if Yumi isn't saved.

7.Camera Error- Yumi gets her spirit stolen by Xana, then at the hospital she beats the shit out of the nurse, then back at school she nearly kills the principal with a phone, then tries to rape Jeremie. The kids and faculty all agree that she's all fucked up and possibly drunk or high and try to arrest her for underage drinking and possession of illegal drugs. Then they have to own the noobs in Lee's Yolk- O's and save the real Yumi, who beats the shit out of the fake Yumi.

8.End of the Rake-The principal shows a movie about Sex ed, and then the director says there's going to be a sequel filmed at the factory. Jeremie gets all freaked out and has a heart attack and a splodes, then Sissi demands to get the lead part, just for a monster prop to get possesed by XANA and try to rape Sissi and Ulrich.

9.War in Iraq- During class, everybody's cell phone goes off, and the teachers get all freaked out and think it's a bomb. The kids figure out Verizon Wireless was possesed by XANA and fucked everything up, so they fix it.

10.The Hoe of the Dreams- Some new girl comes to school and Jeremie thinks it's Aelita, so he promptly rapes her, only to get his ass kicked, so he thinks she's drunk and forgot who she is. Meanwhile, XANA possesses Samurai Jack, who came to the school to challenge Ulrich. Guest Star Jackie Chan.

11.Use Floss- A couple rats get possesed by Xana, then they rapidly reproduce, making millions of goddamn rodents. Since there aren't any cats to be all cool and kick ass at Kadick (Pets are banned, and Odd's the only rebel), the kids are screwed. Meanwhile, some dude thinks Jeremie is bat fuck insane and tries to send him to the happy house.

12.Bohrok Swarming Attack- After Xana fails and gets told he fails, they get pissed and posses some Bionicle sets. Meanwhile, Ulrich gets photoshopped nude pics of Yumi from Sissi, claiming they're from Yumi, so he gets all horny and tries to get in bed with Yumi

13.Justin Timberlake- The school gets all fucked up and a splodes, so everyone's all like "WTF?", then while Jim says it's an earthquake, the kids find out XANA decided to be a bastard and blow up the school with equipment he stole from terrorists, but meanwhile, Odd is being raped by Milly and Timmyia.

14.The Rap-Since it's Aelita's Birthday, they try to make a cake in MS Paint, but Sissi comes and fucks it up. Then they go to the factory, and Sissi stalks them, only for XANA to posses the factory and break the elevator, breaking Ulrich's arm, to which Ulrich's family attempts to sue XANA, but the court case was dropped as artificial intelligences cannot be put in prison in France.

15.Laughing Pit- Yumi's mom catches Yumi's dad on eHarmony, and gets all pissed and won't believe it was a pop-up, making Yumi even more emo. Meanwhile, Xana possesses some Laughing gas and makes it a splode, but the kids know the only cure is to piss on someone, so yeah...

16.Santa Claustrophobia- During a soccer game, Ulrich and Odd pwn Sissi's team, so she's all pissed and tries to kill her bitches, when some dude arrives and Sissi promptly rapes him, and that pisses her bitches off, who then plan to kill him. Then Xana Posseses Pikachu and makes him electrify the cafeteria walls. Guest star Pikachu.

17.Ammonesia- In class, XANA infects some machinery and uses them to shoot some weird substance at Ulrich. Later on, he suddenly a splodes. When he awakens, his memory is gone, and Sissi convinces him she's his wife, but meanwhile, he gets all bitchy with his friends and they determine he's stoned and try to find his drugs.

18.Rick Roll- XANA infects everyone's iPod so it only plays Rick Astley's song Never Gonna Give You Up , thusly putting everyone into a coma from being Rick ROlled. Odd is the first victim. Then XANA infects iTunes, YouTube, and music sharing websites, so everyone is screwed.

19.Front Tire-While Jeremie is playing on Xbox Live, Aeltia calls in and he accidentally calls her a "sukass n00b", pissing her off. When he tries to go to Lee's Yolk O's, he a aslpodes and is presumed dead, but then he reincarnates as Squanto, but when Squanto is killed by Billy Mays, he reincarnates as Jeremie again, and the group thinks they were having a hangover.

20.Megas - When Coop, Jamie, and Kiva come to France on vacation, they end up leaving Megas in the school, and it gets possessed by XANA and tries to kill everyone.

21.Green Hill Zone- During a school soccer game, Sonic appears and has them play in Green Hill Zone, only for XANA to take away gravity and send it to Mars. Then they're screwed. Guest Star Sonic.

22.Boobtine- Ulrich gets sick and tired of beating the shit out of Xana and would rather just sit on his ass all day, and he also starts worrying that Yumi is pregnant.

23.Bikini Bottom- The kids have a field trip to Bikini Bottom after all the girls have their period, only for Xana to possess SpongeBob Squarepants, so some chick steals a laptop from the local Wal-Mart. Oh, and after a while, they lose their breath and drown.

24.Danny Phantom- Jeremie has a dream where everyone dies and their ghosts are bat fuck insane. Guest Star You.

25.Coke on Earth- Aelita begins to go into the real world, but meanwhile Jim's brain cells begin working and he gets suspicious of the kids.

26.Screwed up Start- Aelita comes to earth, only for Jeremie to discover that Xana infects Aelita with some antivirus so they can't shut down their computer or she'll transform into Barney The Dinosaur. Aelita tries to lose her virginity to Jeremie, but they discover she does not have a vagina, and must give her surgery to get her one.

[edit] Season 2

27.New Hoe- After Jeremie discovers Aelita does not have a vagina, He tries to make a program that will make her one so they can have sex. Once she gets one at last, and she loses her virginity to Jeremie. He also gets the kids some vehicles and stuff.Meanwhile, they have to go on a field trip, and Ulrich thinks Yumi is screwing a punk kid named William, who was expelled from his last school for causing a massacre. Then they get trapped inside Luigi's Mansion, then XANA possesses the mansion, and traps Yumi and Ulrich inside the Boiler room, forcing both of them to get naked or they'll die. Meanwhile, Micheal Jackson tries to kidnap Aelita, somehow thinking she is a little boy.

28.Unfarted in Territory- While Aelita discovers a whole bunch of cool shit on earth, like porn, video games, and kicking people's ass, Jeremie and the others investigate the mysterious owner of Luigi's Mansion, Heinz Hopper, his link to the Superdeedupercomputer, Lee's Yolk-O's, and XEROXana.

29.Sexploration-After discovering Hyrule, the group decides to explore it, but Yumi can't because her parents find out about her late-night adventures.

30.A Pretty Damn Good Day-After taking another trip to Hyrule and returning to the school, Aelita talks to Jeremie about being a virtual elf, not knowing Sissi is on Stickam and has everything recorded. Meanwhile, the Minutemen are possesed by XANA and fuck some stuff up.

31.Mister Fuck- When Aelita's whining about her nightmares become to got damn annoying to ignore, the group heads to Luigi's Mansion to find the source. Aelita finds a wodden doll she recognizes as Geno, and hidden on it is a keyblade, and it has the dairy of Heinz Hopper. So XANA burns it.

32.Shitty Valentines Day-It's Valentines Day and the scent of Cum is in the air. When a dude possesed by XANA leaves condoms at Aelita's door, she thinks Jeremie got them for her. Since he didn't, he's pissed off and suspects it's Odd, and Jeremie tries to kill him. Meanwhile Her necklace a splodes, causing her to be possessed by XANA.

33.Final Chex Mix-When the school has a concert, William accidentally starts a mosh pit. Odd joins in and gets horny. Aelita then stops it, and is elected president of France.

34.Missing Zelda- On a mission to Hyrule, Yumi is attacked by XANA. He steals her code and posts it on YouTube. Then they try to get Sissi to turn into Yumi, but all that fails, so Jeremie puts a copyright claim on XANA's video to bring Yumi back.

35.The Chips Ahoy! Are down-When Ulrich finds out Yumi might have to go back to Japan, he becomes Emo. after a failure of an attempt to send a letter to George W. Bush, he enters the lottery and wins, and uses the money to keep Yumi at Kadick. Then XANA possesses Some guy you don't know.

36.Marapoonta-After reading Heinz Hopper's diary, Jeremie creates a bunch of everlasting diarreah that spreads all over Lyoko.

37.Common Incest-When the supercomputer's urinal stops working, XANA possesses some rapist dude to replace it.

Somehow he is linked to Aelita, so when he gets shot, she gets shot.

38.Ketchuptation-After XANA attacks, Jeremie demands they go back to the past and play the shitty games that suck ass. When he gets questioned, he has a temper tantrum and a splodes. He is then sent to a mental facility where he is forced to stay there for mental evaluations.

39.A Bad Burn- Ulrich tries to ask Yumi out, but William keeps getting in the way, so he gets psised off. Then, for no apparent reason the kids get driving lessons (despite how the legal age for driving in France is 18, and these kids are all around 14 or so), and Williams a good driver while Ulrich sucks ass at driving. Then XANA materializes one of its monsters and it rapes Youngjisue.

40.Resident Evil-Xana possesses Odd's pet dog and it turns everyone into Zombies and shit. Then William morphs into Bruce Willis. Guest Star Leon Kennedy.

41.Ultimatedumdum- The XANA-possessed Principal kidnaps Odd and Yumi, causing both families to file an Amber Alert, and everyone's on the lookout, so he traps Odd and Yumi at the produce area at Costco for a while.

42.A Fine Shit-Somehow Xana manages to cause Odd and Yumi to switch bodies, then Odd starts fucking everybody in the school while in Yumi's body, and eventually comes to school naked, so Yumi, in Odd's body, comes out of the closet.

43.Xana's Fuck-Xana creates a ghost that can turn into anybody, and uses it to get everyone in the group pissed off at eachother by fucking people, causing all sorts of high school drama! OHMIGAWD!

44.Very Trashy Goat- After going to Hyrule, Jeremie finds the right medicine to cure Aelita's swine flu, which will free her from the supercomputer.

45.Cold Whore Al Gore- Xana gets pissed off at how crowded the nude beaches are during the summer. So he possesses Al Gore and uses him to cause reverse Global Warming, so he can have the beach all to himself. Meanwhile, Matt Lauer visits the school. Guest stars Al Gore and Matt Lauer.

46.Wet Dream- Aelita keeps waking up every night after having erotic dreams about being raped by Bill Clinton and the Secret Service. Aelita has one of the dreams while at the pool, and falls in and almost drowns. She is saved by being sucked into the drain at the bottom of the pool, and being dumped out in the alley behind Burger King. Guest staring Bill Clinton.

47.AIDS - Captain Planet comes to the school to talk to the kids about AIDS and help everyone get tested. XANA manages to make it seem like Aelita has AIDS so everyone will think she's contagious and will give it to everyone, and she is almost sentenced to death until Captain Planet saves the day... Then is shot and a return to the past happens.

48.Sissi Satanist- Sissi invites Ulrich to join her underground cult of satanists. He briefly joins the group in the school basement for a human sacrifice. When they are joined by Satan they all run off, and hide in the dumpster outside the school, where they spoon. Guest staring Tom Cruise.

49.Franz MOTHERFUCKING Hopper- Franz Hopper comes to the factory to discuss the dangers of: scanners, cell phones, cheese burgers, being emo, and touching yourself. He reveals that doing these things causes you to get: cancer, AIDS, herpes, infertility, and lollipop disease. After learning that she has all 5, Yumi tries to commit suicide but fails. She realizes that she will die before the series ends, until she finds out Franz Hopper is a lying douche, who is full of crap, and Jeremie manages to murder Franz Hopper's ghost with his obnoxious laugh.

50.Sexual Contact- After watching a movie that Odd made, Sissi develops brain damage and starts speaking in a shitty language. She tries to rape Jeremie, but is stopped by Jim. Later that night, she sneaks into Jeremie's room and violates him repeatedly. Meanwhile Xana creates a white tower, cause he's tired of red ones.

51.Cross Dresser Odd gets an invite to meet with a girl he's been chatting with online He visits her, but it turns out to be Jim who was cross dressing. Meanwhile Ulrich gets a more badass clone that he then fights.

52.The Keyblade After reading Franz Hopper's diary. Jeremie discovers that he had been using time travel to go back in time and steal priceless artifacts from all of the great eras. Aelita, becoming depressed when Jeremie becomes obsessed with Hopper and is to busy to have sex with her, tries to commit suicide by shutting down the computer. However, Odd comes and turns on the computer wanting to play World of Warcraft and Aelita is returned to life. The group travel to Lyoko to try and find the Keyblade that they had lost. Xana then reveals that there are 2 Keyblades in existence, one in his possession, and the other in Aelita's. Xana then steals Aelita's Keyblade and uses it to open the door to the closet of Lyoko, and comes out of it. Xana then kills Aelita and escapes to Youtube.com where he goes into hiding. The group just restarts the computer and thus brings Aelita back to life. Guest star Jade Curtiss

[edit] Prequel

Nappy Time is OVER: Part I In the prequel to Code Lyoko, Jeremie runs off to an abandoned factory to try and find a place to cry. While there, he finds a Super Computer. When he turns it on he meets a elf girl that he names "Bronx Mowgli". At the same time, Xana awakens from his thousand year slumber and is ready to totally fuck up peoples lives.
Nappy Time is OVER: Part II After a week of playing computer non-stopped, Jeremie soon grows bored of Mowgli and the Super Computer. He then decides to go back to school where he meets Ulrich, along with Odd, and Yumi. Jeremie, not having any social skills, drugs them, and drags them back to the factory to meet Mowgli, who suddenly remembers, her name is Aelita. Waking up on Lyoko, Odd, Ulrich, and Yumi, kick Aelita's ass, until they discover its even more fun to kick Xana's. They soon return to the real world, and all agree that they won't shut down the computer, until they can find some way to bring Aelita to the real world.

[edit] Season 3

53.Straight to Pussy- Summer break is over, and all the kids are back at school. Yumi keeps trying to tell Ulrich something, but everyone keeps getting in the way. When they finally talk, Yumi reveals that she is pregnant.Meanwhile, Sissi ASPLODES.
54.Lord, I Hate Math - While on a class trip, Yumi gets attacked by the rest of her class, after finding out that she slept with everyone and their mothers. At the same time, Xana finds a nuke and starts playing with it. But while snipping random wires, he accidently destroys the Forest Sector.
55.Katrina Again-a- Xana repossesses Al Gore, and forces him to recreate Hurricane Katrina in Lyoko, as well as blow up the levees. Instead of helping out the group, Odd and Aelita go to Sector 5, and do each other. Guest Staring Al Gore.
56.M.I.B.- Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith come to bust Jeremie, when they find out, he has stolen all of the world's pornography, and refuses to give it back. Xana, outraged by this, possesses them, and uses their night sticks to beat him till he gives the world back its sweet, sweet, porn. Guest Staring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith.
57.Bitch- Aelita and Odd go off to Lyoko without telling anyone, to have cyber sex (Hey, they are in Lyoko after all), which causes problems with them and the rest of the group. Meanwhile, Xana attempts to give Lyoko a heart transplant, until he realizes, he isn't a doctor, at which point, he runs and hides in a week old pizza box, and leaves Lyoko to bleed to death. Jeremie also discovers some of Aelita's father's DNA, and discovers that her father is actually Bill Clinton.
58.Alfred Hitchcock- XANA watches the Hithcock film "The Birds".
59.The Secret- XANA possesses Osama Bin Laden to nuke the factory.
60.Bat Fuck Insane- XANA removes Odd and Ulrich's brain cells, causing them to go to the happy house. Ulrich later suicide bombs the mental hospital and is sent to hell, where he is tortured by Satan, who happens to be Sissi.
61.Vine Rape- XANA rapes Yumi using vines.
62.Nobody Atall - Mrs. Hertz thinks Ulrich is Dee Dee Dee, so he's placed in special ed classes. Guest Star Danny Phantom
63.Three Fuck-ups- Odd masters Ulrich's Triplicate power in real life.
64.Double Bubble- The group makes the mistake of picking another Lyoko warrior. Initially they choose Ronald McDonald to join them. But then settle on William because he is (slightly) less of a douche. Guest staring Ronald McDonald.
65.Final Countdown- William goes to Lyoko, and fucks some stuff up. Is then possessed by XANA. Oops, spoilers? Well too bad.

[edit] Season 4

66.William's Bitch- William returns from Lyoko, then goes crazy and beats the shit out of everyone, and kidnaps Aelita and takes her swimming where she almost drowns. In a side story, Sissi is elected President of the United States. Guest staring Barack Obama.
67.Master Shake- In order to compensate for his small penis, Jeremie creates a clone of himself with a dick the size of Mt. Everest. Meanwhile William goes on a rampage in downtown Tokyo. Guest staring The Aqua Teens.
68.Chris Crappy- Jim's nephew Chris Crocker comes to Kadic looking for some young girl to be friends with. He goes to Lyoko with the gang where he's seen constantly screaming at Xana: "LEAVE AELITA ALONE!!" "LEAVE ULRICH ALONE!!" "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!" Guest staring Chris Crocker.
69.William My Love- Jeremie angers God once again, this time by creating a clone of William. Jeremie has gay butt sex over and with William, until William's anus is completely obliterated, or as Jeremie put it: "I ripped up your anus somethin' bad there. Ga-hilt, ga-hilt." Meanwhile Sissi runs for reelection.
70.Yellow Submarine- After listening to The Beatles for a little too long, Jeremie builds a yellow submarine and goes on a massive drug trip. He goes to Lyoko on his submarine where he gets his dick ripped off by Jaws. Guest staring Jaws, and Steven Speilberg.
71.Rozen Maiden- After regrowing a new penis, Jeremie decides to take the gang out on a little fishing trip. But things go horribly wrong when Jeremie gets drunk and starts whipping Aelita with a electric eel. Meanwhile, Xana starts building his own fast food chain called Xana's Spit and Swallow Family Restaurant.
72.F-ing Idiots- Jeremie decides to teach Odd how to use the supercomputer, so he can become the new Jeremie if anything should happen to him. Unfortunately, Jeremie forgot that all Odd knows how to do is download porn. Soon the group returns to Lyoko to find a bunch of naked transvestites running around. Meanwhile, Aelita replaces Gerard Way as the lead singer for My Chemical Romance. The band breaks up two hours later. But not before Xana can send a Agent Smith to become the band's producer, and create such hit songs as "The Big Bad Emo (Is a Pussy)", "Famous Last Birds (Flipping You the Bird)", and "Boulevard of Broken Dreams (No, Seriously, We Wrote That Song, Those Asswipes, Green Day Just Stole it From Us... Pussies!)". Guest staring My Chemical Romance.
73.Tease the Shippers- The group travel to Xana's restaurant, and upon eating there all get violent diarrhea, except for Odd, who was too busy jacking off to eat. The group decides to spend the rest of the day on Lyoko, since the toilets in Lyoko are 10 times bigger than normal ones. Meanwhile, Nicolas Cage decides to come to the factory for no apparent reason. Odd and Aelita distract him by having sex in the elevator while the rest of the group (except Jeremie, who loves to watch) escape. Nicolas Cage points out that Odd and Aelita are "cousins". To which Odd responds, "fuck!" Guest staring Nicolas Cage.
74.O M G! P I G!- Jeremie being the dick that he is, tells the rest of the group, they aren't as strong, buff, muscular, awesome, sexy, and delicious as he is. He forces them to go train in the middle of the forest, where Jim just happens to be climbing a tree... naked. After the group recovers from their blindness, they are attacked by a pig with the Swine flu. Jeremie gets eaten by the pig, and everyone else lives happily ever after.
75.Meteor- Jeremie accidently sticks his Final Fantasy VII disk into the supercomputer. With the newfound power of the disk, Xana summons Meteor to rain down upon ~~Midgar~~ Kadic. Yumi has a great idea how to stop the meteor though. She hooks her cell phone up to a lap top, up to a antenna, which is being powered by a car battery, which runs on lemonade. They then play a game of Astroids and try to shoot down the meteor. Guest staring Johnny 5.
76.Swimming Lessons- Jeremie decides to take the gang to a deserted island. While there, he decides to give the gang "swimming lessons". He tosses them into the ocean one by one and see who can swim back to shore alive. Meanwhile, Xana in an uncharacteristic action, saves the group from Jeremie, and shoots his ass back to hell. Here Aelita finds out she is lesbian, because she saw Yumi strip off her swimsuit when all this was over and she liked it.
77.Kill Book- Hiroki, Yumi's younger brother steals her notebook. It is later revealed that this notebook is none other than the Death Note. Ulrich beats Hiroki up (because he likes beating on little kids) and finds the Death Note. He uses it to kill, William, Jeremie, Aelita, Jeremie, Jim, Jeremie, Arthur, Jeremie Mr. Rogers, Jeremie, and Jeremie. Later Yumi, while searching for her notebook, gets trapped in the Titanic and drowns. Later Hiroki changes his name to Ryuk and gives Light the Death Note. Guest star Light Yagami.
78.Rouge the Bat- Jeremie gets bored of sending people to Lyoko, and decides to send Odd and Aelita to South Africa instead. They are then eaten by a lion almost immediately. Meanwhile, Xana is building an army Poo-Chis and Furbys, so he can take over Toys Я Us. Guest star Rouge the Bat.
79.Odd Viva La Douche- Odd bets Ulrich that he can go twenty four hours without masturbating. This is made all the harder when Xana sends an army of Terminator Sluts to kill him. While trying to destroy the Supercomputer Xana built in the last episode, Aelita, (who is possessed by ~~Satan~~ Xana) gets totally naked in an attempt to get Odd to masturbate. It doesn't work though, and Odd carries out his mission and destroys the Supercomputer by overloading it with too much virus laced porn he got off of Limewire. When he gets back from Lyoko, he immediately starts jacking off, and sprays cum all over his friends. It should be noted this scene was left out of the American release.
80.Dog Sex Afternoon- Odd gets bored one day, and he decides to have sex with Kiwi. However, when Odd tries to pull his dick out of Kiwi's ass, he can't manage to get it out. He hides Kiwi in his pants and decides to go to Lyoko, anyway. While their, he and Kiwi combine into a single being, known as, Goofy. Jeremie quickly reverses the process, but not before pointing out that these episodes have been getting really dirty lately. (Probably because the creators knew the series was gonna end soon and they just said "fuck it!" to moral decency.) Guest staring Goofy.
80.A Lack Of Goodyear (Tires)-Jeremie reveals to everyone, that the William clone he built, is none other than the son of Xana. Miley Cyrus overhears the entire conversation and follows the group the factory. Meanwhile the real William comes back to kill Jeremie, but kills Miley instead. Guest staring Miley Cyrus, in her final appearance.
81.Christmas With The Craps- It's Christmas time in France (but no where else in the world), and the entire group decides they want to go home to spend Christmas with their families. So they leave Aelita behind in the abandoned school. Aelita quickly goes insane, with only her doll, and Odd's dead dog to play with. She thinks she gets a text message from her father, telling her to come to Lyoko. She runs to Lyoko. But when she arrives she is SHOCKED to find out Xana is having a Christmas party and everyone was invited except her. She then commits suicide by jumping into the digital sea.
82.(Not So) Hard Luck- Odd breaks his cock, and a series of unfortunate events seem to follow him wherever he goes. This is especially frequent on Lyoko, where Odd randomly appears in and out of different universes, including Candy Mountain. This is soon fixed though, when Odd puts a bandaid on his cock... but not before ripping Jeremie's off to see if it fit him. (It didn't.)
83.Hot Shots- Jeremie wins a chance to fight for freedom flying jets in Iraq. However, while flying his jet, Jeremie gets possessed by Xana. Xana uses the jet to nuke Osama bin Laden to hell. The group finds the entire episode to be too unPC, and subsequently goes back in time to prevent this.
84.From Russia With Love... Also, Communism- Sissi's friend from Russia comes to visit France (only God knows why). She dates Odd, while having sex with him from time to time in exchange for cash and booze. Odd takes her to the factory to have sex, again. But once there she discovers the Supercomputer and uses it's power to rebuild the Soviet Union. Surprisingly, the gang doesn't preform a return to the past.