User:-Jesus-

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Hi there, this is my user. Let me start off by saying am not really Jesus,he preached,was the messiah,was a jew, supposedly performed miracles and wore sandles, i am just a mere representation who likes axes.(in other words, nothing like him at all, it was just what first came to my head) I was born in vault 101 as a geneticly enchanced super baby, my professions include killing mutants, blowing shit up and collecting bottle caps.

If you would like to read about the real jesus go here Jesus, here Original Jesus, or even here Jesus on WIkipedia.

Jebus is also rather interesting, but i am not going to give a link for that because my typing capability's have been restricted.


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