User:-Hyperion-
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[edit] Who is this being they call Hyperion?
Hyperion was born upon the day that the cosmic being Oprah entered our dimension, officialy making that day the worst day in the history of the universe. After devouring his parents, he was trained in the ways of the dark side by Jack Thompson. Hyperion's current whereabouts are unknown.
[edit] Hyperion's weakness
-High fructose corn syrup
-Red Krypto The super dog!
-Eva Mendes
