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edit I am me, isn't it?
I am one of Japanese living in Japan from Earth writing English well like a monkey. If you find me in toilet-bowl, please say hello friendly, thanks.
edit I want to speak English
I want to speak English well like a parrot. Are you Afrikan gray parrot? If so, please teach me English well!
Sorry, I have no chonmage. why I have no chonmage on my head? I need the answer. But no one has the answer and my chonmage. my chonmage was lost, or has not been existed simply.