|Motto: ㄋㄨㄥ 兀ㄇㄚ ㄙˋ ㄆㄡ.|
|Anthem: "Imperial March"|
|Capital||Anyang (later Chang'an and Beijing), Currently in Lala Land|
|Largest city||Chang'an or Anyang|
|Official languages||Chinese, Mongolian, Turkish, Manchu, Other Altaic Languages, Tocharian, Tibetan, Austronesian,|
|Emperor||Son of Heavan, Haung Di(Emperor), Wang(King) Anyone Huang Di No Yu Not Mi|
|Legislative body||NONE, WE LIKE AUTOCRATIC RULE- mongol and turk parts of the empire have Kurultai. Their khans are chosen by aving a competition where all the members of the tribe fuck as many horses as they can. When a horse actually gets pregnant the person is chosen.|
|National Heroes||Huang Di, the 5 August ones and 3 soverigns, prince YU, NOT MI, Mao ZeDong, Sun Yixian, Shi Huang Di, and Chiang Kai Shek(Cash my Check), Attila the Hun.|
|Independence||September 2, 31 BC|
|Currency||Yuan and Cash and Jiaozi™|
|Area||86 million cubic light years (+/- 5 meters3)|
|National dinosaur||Chinese Dragon|
|National religion|| Chinese folk religion|
The Chinese Empire was first founded by a guy named Shit Huang Dick, the first Emperor of China. Though there were so self called proclaimed emperors before him, like the 3 august n july, 3 soverigns and 50 cent, and prince YU, not MI, and the Xia-shit dynasty, shang, and Zhou, we like to call him the first emperor. His dynasty was named the Chin dynasty, because he had a fat double chin. Before that was the Spring and autmn period, named that because those were the only two seasons allowed.
Shit Huang Dick made Illegalism the philosophy of his Empire, because everything he did was illegal according to Confucious, the philosophers and the Gods.
The biggest competitor of the Empire is the People's Rebpublic of China.
Notice the way the freaky dragon's limbs are spread out on the Coat of Arms. It was smushed by a car.
The current Emperor is in a state of a coma, and will not be awoken for another 10,000 years. The empire is highly centralized, beauracratic, yet they still say fuedalism was the best thing God made. Removing it ws a crime against humanity. a short history on chinese kingdoms and dynasties, menstrual periods will follow.
edit First Rulers
The first Emperors were the 3 soverigns, 5 emperors, and the rapper 50 cent. They ruled in succesion until Prince YU not MI took the throne and made it hereditary.
edit Pre imperial Period, shitty Xia, Shang, Zhou, spring and autumnal equinox + Warring states
This was a period of great suckers like confucious, feudalism, mass conscription, mass murder, mathematics, and philosophy. Chariots, and the first trousers were introduced by barbarians from this period.
edit Qin Dynasty
Shi Huang Di founded the Qin dynasty, taking the unprecedented title of shit, not shit, because he was not the first emperor to rule china. He built a Terracotta Army to
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edit Sui Dynasty
The Emperors of Sui were the Avatars AKA reincarnations of George Walker Bush. He repeteadly attacked Goguryeo like George Bush did to Iraq, and refused to listen to his advisers. He was being controlled like his chancellor like Bush is being controlled by Ricard bruce "dickhead" Penis Cheney.
edit Tang Dynasty
Mass conversion to Buddhism in this period implanted many Indian secret agents in China during this period, and angered the old Gods and ancestors. They and muhammed sent the islamic jihadist arabs from the depths of hell to defeat them at the Battle of the River Talas.
edit Yuan Shit Kai's abortive attempt to restore the empire
edit Empire Refounded, also dead at the same time
The body of one of the ancient soverigns of China was dound in a laquered jade suit, apparently in a coma. He was embalmed when his tomb was exacvated during the Han dynasty, before that he was soaked in wine.