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I love my flying piggy. Oh, yes I do.

Me. Yeah, I'm that cool.

Did you know...

• ...that I am NOT black?
• ...that I am the only one to have ever beaten Game?
• ...that I like making invisible links, and that this page is probably littered with them?

About Me

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE. ♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. 17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337. pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers. rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour. elv-E This user only speaks Elvish because it was a required course in school. Pie-P This f****r speaks Pie heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

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vl-N	This user is a native speaker of Valley girl.

i wanna eat somma that sammich. CHICKIN BABIES! 400 CHIKIN BABIES! look mommy! an apocalypse!

oh and by the way ur all n00bs!!!