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General Erwin the Desert Fox
Erwin Wüstenfuchs
Born Erwin Johannes Eugen Vulpes/Fennecus zerda Wüstenfuchs
Nationality German
Ethnicity Fennec fox
Occupation Generalfeldmarschall
Years active 1911-1944
Employer Adolf Hitler
Organization Wehrmacht
Influenced by Genghis Khan
Influenced US tank troops in Iraq
Title Warhero, hens thief
Political party Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei
Criminal charge Accused for stealing and eating the hens of a Bavarian farmer.
Criminal penalty If caught, to be worn by the farmer's wife like a scarf.
Spouse Sarah Foxy (sorry user:MarceloRenard2)
Call-sign Barking, howling
Awards Tons of medals
For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Erwin the Desert Fox.
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Despite common belief, this man is not the Desert Fox.

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... and neither is this guy.

Erwin the Desert Fox was a German Field Marshal during World War II.

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Already in his early childhood it became clear that little Erwin would grow up to be a tactical genius equal to Yoda.

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