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Bandeira PT

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“an page like many others... OR NOT!!.”
~ Oscar Wilde on User:"half-moon" bubba
“in soviet Russia, user page sees YOU!!.”
~ russian reversal on User:"half-moon" bubba

howdy <insert name here>, this article is a user page that it is suppose to be know for is label that is not in the system

please see my other sites

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i also made allot of things and stuff at uncyclopedia

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with love --(๏̯͡๏)Bandeira PT"half-moon" bubba  yay, hidden text!Hammer and sickle(ಠ_ರೃ)11:32, 12 June 2011

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"half-moon" bubba
Black
Scientific classification
Kingdom portugal
Phylum human
Class mammalia
Order primates
Family hominini
Genus homo
Species human
Binomial name
[redacted]
Specifications
Primary armament hell's golden axe
Secondary armament levitation/water walking
Power supply Forgotten magical mirror of doom
Health 9999999
Mana 9999999
Strength once in a blue moon hertz's.
Intelligence Steven hawking
Weight 1600 blitz's.
Length 1.73 m.
Special attack fundamentalist catholic speech
Conservation status
high

troll mathematics

the secret of troll mathematics is to piss you off

x=y

\therefore\ x+x=x+y

\therefore\ 2x=x+y

\therefore\ 2x-2y=x+y-2y

\therefore\ 2(x-y)=x+y-2y

\therefore\ 2(x-y)=x-y

\therefore\ 2=1

q.e.d.

OR

x=1+1-1+1-1+...\infty* 10^\infty

\therefore\ x=1-(1+1-1+1-1+...\infty * 10^\infty)

\therefore\ x=1-x

\therefore\ 2x=1

\therefore\ x=\frac{1} {2}

q.e.d.

OR

the theory of the infinite numerical expression

first we admit that \varphi is the same as \frac 1 3 +1

\varphi = \frac 1 3 +1

we put the same denominators

\frac{\varphi}{1_3} = \frac 1 3 + \frac{1}{1_3}

\frac{3\varphi}{3} = \frac 1 3 + \frac{3}{3}

then we erase the same denominators

3\varphi=1+3

then we pass 3 to the other side dividing

\varphi= \frac 1 3 + \frac{3}{3}

BUT in math we must simplify fractions first before do any thing

\varphi=\frac 1 3 +1

the hard you try to make this expression the harder you get stuck in this infinite loop and easily get bat fuck insane

OR

\pi=\frac{80\sqrt{15}(5^4+53\sqrt{89})^\frac{3}{2}}{3308(5^4+53\sqrt{89})-3\sqrt{89}}

OR EVEN

0 goes into 0 one time, then 0/0=1

q.e.d.

u mad Pythagoras?

u jelly Archimedes?

(ಠ_ಠ)


btw, the prove of this highly developed formulas is in this highly developed formula:

\frac {(\int_{14}^{\infty} 2^{2^2} =( \sqrt{\pi}+10)} {1+1-1*1/1} = (1^2)_1

if this works i dunno lol ¯\(ಥಿ೪ಥ)/¯

methods

this is one method for when freshmens/nerds get laid

:date
set /a girl = deedee
if %deedee%=="a travesty friend of yours" (
   echo son of a bitch 
   slay travesty
) else (
    relax and let everything happen 
)

explained in ms-dos for better compression

also i have developed a html pop-up that can not be blocked

 <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">
<html lang="en">
  <head>
   <meta charset="utf-8">
     <title>website</title>
     <script type="text/JavaScript">
     spam().onload=
      /* this will open a pop-up */
      alert("aha, pop-up!");
      /* this will print a text in the web site if it as activex off */      
      document.write('in soviet russia, a popup finds you! ');
      </script>
      <noscript>
       activex is blocking funny statement
      </noscript>   
  </head>
   <body onload="spam()">
    <p>OMG a website!!1!</p>
   </body>
 </html>

in IE activex will say that is a script and not a pop-up lol, but it wont be blocked in chorme.

but there is another trick

1. go to ms word

2. type the following, do not copy pasta, type it:

=rand(200,99)

3. press enter

try this one also :

=lorem()

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pt-N This user is a native speaker of Português.
es-G This user does not speak Español and furthermore believes Español to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Español.
ht-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek HTML whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
do-L Thith uther thpeakth Dolphin with a really thexy lithp.

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