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Velcume-a tu [[Uncyclopedia:About Uncyclopedia:About>Uncyclupedeea]], zee [[Content-free Content-free>cuntent-free-a]] eecyclupedeea thet [[Anonymous Anonymous>unyune-a cun ideet]].

[[Sophia Sophia>Supheea]] hes inspured us tu vurk oon [[Special:Statistics Special:Statistics>16769]] erticles seence-a oopeneeng in Junooery 2005.


Beffure-a ideeting, pleese-a reed zee [[Beginner%27s_Guide Beginner's Guide>Begeenner's Gooeede-a]] und broose-a [[Help:Contents Help:Contents>zee Beeg Feefe-a]].



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Tudey's feetoored erticle-a


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[[George_Bailey George Bailey>Geurge-a Beeeley]] ves oone-a ooff zee must renooned creeminels ooff zee [[1940s 1940s>1940s]].

Cunfeected ooff meeseppruprieshun ooff foonds, muneepooleshun, und melffeesunce-a, Mr. Beeeley ves issooed a tventy-yeer preesun sentence-a in zee Puttersfeelle-a Peneetentiery, serfeeng es un ixemple-a tu footoore-a ixecootifes sooch es <a href=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?Dennis_Kozlowski&action=edit class=new Dennis Kozlowski>Dennees Kuzlooskee]] und [[Martha_Stewart Martha Stewart>Mertha Stooert]]. Mr. Beeeley is elsu recugneezed es beeeng zee furst cuoort deffendunt tu issooe-a un insuneety plea. Bork Bork Bork!

Born in [[1907 1907>1907]] tu perents Peter und Ma Beeeley in zee [[New_York New York>Noo Yurk]]

toon ooff Bedffurd Fells, Geurge-a Beeeley elveys eppeered tu be-a a fery hunureble-a, leekeeble-a, eppruecheble-a hoomun beeeng. He-a repurtedly sefed zee leeffe-a ooff hees neene-a yeer-oold bruzeer Herry, vhu elmust drooned effter felleeng in a helff-fruzee leke-a in zee meeddle-a ooff veenter. Hooefer, footoore-a repurts hefe-a elsu steted thet Geurge-a mey hefe-a cheeded hees bruzeer tu joomp intu zee leke-a by teeseeng hees bruzeer, refferreeng tu heem es a <a href=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?Scare-baby&action=edit class=new Scare-baby>scere-a-beby]]. Geurge-a lust ell heereeng in hees lefft ier thet dey, fur reesuns thet hefe-a beee celled intu qooesshun. Bork Bork Bork!

Despeete-a Geurge-a Beeeley's keend-heerted soorffece-a, zee [[FBI FBI>FBI]] begun tu terget Mr. Beeeley es a putentiel [[Communist Communist>Cummooneest]] in zee deys ooff zee <a href=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?Red_scare&action=edit class=new Red scare>red scere-a]];

boot zee booreoo ves uneble-a tu prudooce-a uny suleed ifeedence-a egeeenst Mr. Beeeley, es must ooff hees clefer tectics vere-a ixtremely [[Subtilty Subtilty>soobtle-a]]. Bork Bork Bork!

[[George_Bailey George Bailey>Reed mure-a...]]


Recently feetoored: [[Poland Poland>Pulund]] - [[Poop_Cuisine Poop Cuisine>Puup Cooeesine-a]] - [[IPod_yocto IPod yocto>iPud yuctu]] - [[Red_Shirts Red Shirts>Red Shurts]] - [[Attack_of_the_500_foot_Jesus Attack of the 500 foot Jesus>Etteck ooff zee 500 fuut Jesoos]] - [[Emoticonics Emoticonics>Imuticuneecs]] - [[German_grammar German grammar>Germun gremmer]]

Yuoo cun [[Uncyclopedia:VFH Uncyclopedia:VFH>fute-a]] fur yuoor fefureete-a erticles tu be-a feetoored.

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[[Uncyclopedia:Best_of Uncyclopedia:Best of> Mure-a ooff zee best ooff Uncyclupedeea]]

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Selected unneeferseries

[[December December>December]] 19: Yuoo Vunt Sume-a ooff THIS! Dey (Detrueet, MI), Begeenning ooff Blooeberry Herfest Seesun

  • [[1976 1976>1976]] - [[User:RadicalX User:RadicalX>User Redeecel X]] ves creeted by hees muzeer in Edube-a [[Photoshop Photoshop>Phutushup]].

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[[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December>Ercheefed Unneeferseries]]

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Tudey's vurd ooff zee dey is
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Try tu use-a it in yuoor cunferseshuns. Knooledge-a is pooer.
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In zee noos

  • A noo droog hes begoon curcooleting zee streets. Vurd hes it thet zee droog, celled [[Animal_Crossing:_Wild_World Animal Crossing: Wild World>Uneemel Crusseeng: Veeld Vurld]], is mure-a eddeectife-a thun [[Crack Crack>creck]].

    Bork Bork Bork!

  • [[South_Korea South Korea>Suoot Kureun]] Preseedent Ruh Muu-Hyoon verns [[Japan Japan>Jepunese-a]] Preeme-a Meenister [[Junichiro_Koizumi Junichiro Koizumi>Jooneechuru Kueezoomi]]

    thet iff he-a dues nut stup feesiting Yesookoonee Shreene-a, he-a veell persunelly coot ooffff Jepun's soopply ooff cheep Kureun uneemeturs. Jepunese-a pup cooltoore-a es ve-a knoo it is duumed. Bork Bork Bork!

  • Tvu gooys in a [[Lada Lada>Leda]] hefe-a beee errested by [[Moscow Moscow>Muscoo]] [[Police_officer Police officer>puleece-a]] in zee efftermet ooff a poosh-by shuuting inceedent.

    Bork Bork Bork!

  • [[Congress Congress>Cungress]] debetes zee ixtenseeuns ooff key prufeesiuns in zee oozeer Petreeut Ect, zee [[Patriot_Act_%28football%29 Patriot Act (football)>NFL PETRIOT ECT]] - vheech hes beee instroomentel in zee Noo Inglund Petreeuts recent [[Super_Bowl Super Bowl>Sooper Bovl]] feecturies.

    Bork Bork Bork!

  • Zee [[Dalai_Lama Dalai Lama>Deleee Lema]] und un (es yet) unnemed llema ere-a ixpecting a boondle-a frum [[Nirvana Nirvana>Nurfuna]] uny dey noo: zee 3-L lllema!
  • [[Communists Communists>Cummooneests]] hefe-a sooccessffoolly ooferthroon zee [[Canada Canada>Cunedeeun]] gufernment. It lunded in zee ooceun.

    Bork Bork Bork!

  • Repper [[50_Cent 50 Cent>50 Cent]] hes heemselff cluned, remerkeeng I'll du unytheeng tu meke-a a duller.
  • U.S. Cungress pooshes fur a chunge-a in zee [[Iraq Iraq>Ireqee fleg]], demundeeng thet it be-a in a lungooege-a zeey cun understund.

    Bork Bork Bork!

  • Yuoo joost vun [[The_Game The Game>Zee Geme-a]]! Oonly jukeeng. Luser.

    Bork Bork Bork!


[[Uncyclopedia:UnNews Uncyclopedia:UnNews>Mure-a Coorrent Ifents et UnNoos Noos]]

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Deed yuoo knoo...

  • ...thet in [[Soviet Soviet>Sufeeet]] Roosseea, oonly furest fures cun prefent yuoo?

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Du yuoo cere-a...

  • ... thet zee seencerest furm ooff flettery oon a veeki is tu hefe-a yuoor user pege-a fundeleezed veet gey purn?

    Bork Bork Bork!

  • ... thet unuzeer ununymuoos user ves geefee a 24 yeer bun? Surry Neekki, yuoo vunt be-a getting zee messege-a.

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  • ... thet Uncyclupedeea duesn't hefe-a un erticle-a oon [[Moral_responsibility Moral responsibility>Murel Respunseebility]]?
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  • ... thet my [[Ramones Ramones>Sheruna]] is joost a geme-a in my meend. Is it joost a metter ooff time-a?

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  • ... thet zee [[KITTENHOEFFER_magazine_stand KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand>KITTENHOEFFER megezeene-a stund]] by [[IKEA IKEA>IKEA]] is oone-a ooff zee feenest, cleerest und must pupooler deseegn ixemples ooff [[Self-assembly_furniture Self-assembly furniture>selff-essembly foorneetoore-a]] ifer defeesed?

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  • ... thet zee veenner ooff zee [[Axis_of_Evil_Hot_Dog_Eating_Competition Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition>Exees ooff Ifeel Hut Dug Ieting Cumpetishun]] receeefes nut oonly a guldee truphy, boot elsu zee reeght tu be-a zee preemery eeemy ooff zee [[United_States_of_America United States of America>Uneeted Stetes ooff Emereeca]] fur oone-a yeer?

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  • ... thet [[Air_guitar Air guitar>eur gooeeters]] typeecelly hefe-a 6 streengs und 24 frets?

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  • ... thet in 1996 Internet doonluedeeng ooffffeecielly repleced moorder es zee [[Seven_Deadly_Sins Seven Deadly Sins>sefent deedly seen]]?

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[[Did_You_Know Did You Know>Reed Mure-a]]

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Vreeter und Nuub ooff zee Munt

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Despeete-a [[User:Rangeley User:Rangeley>Rungeley's]] dereeng ettempt tu reteeen zee title-a, Nufember's everd belungs tu [[User:KP User:KP>KP]]. Zee tveested meend beheend [[Bloodbath Bloodbath>Bluudbet]], [[War_on_Terra War on Terra>Ver oon Terra]] und zee [[Category:Disney_Empire Category:Disney Empire>Deesney Impure-a]]

spends hees deys rooeening yuoong peuple-a by croosheeng zeeur spureets in un idooceshunel setting, und hees neeghts rooeening yuoong peuple-a

by croosheeng zeeur spureets feea zee internet.

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Veet a recurd-breekeeng 14 futes in zee fece-a ooff nu ooppuseeshun, [[User:Todd_Lyons User:Todd Lyons>Tudd Lyuns]]

cleeems hees reeghtffool plece-a es Nuub ooff zee Munt, und is pusseebly zee freeendliest mun oon Uncyclupedeea. Vhee he's nut boosy leefeeng 'thunk yuoo' messeges fur peuple-a, he-a spends hees time-a neetly oorguneesing Uncyclupedeea intu un iesy-tu-svelloo furm. Su ve-a mede-a heem un [[Special:Listadmins Special:Listadmins>edmeen]] tu breek hees spureet und poorge-a thet helpffool ettitoode-a.

[[Uncyclopedia:Writer_of_the_Month| Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month>Fute-a fur Vreeter ooff zee Mun

<p style=margin: 2.5em 0pt 0pt 3%; text-align: center; font-size: 125%; line-height: 1.3;>Velcume-a tu [[Uncyclopedia:About Uncyclopedia:About>Uncyclupedeea]], zee [[Content-free Content-free>cuntent-free-a]] eecyclupedeea thet [[Anonymous Anonymous>unyune-a cun ideet]].</p><p style=margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 3%; text-align: center; font-size: 94%;>[[Sophia Sophia>Supheea]] hes inspured us tu vurk oon [[Special:Statistics Special:Statistics>16769]] erticles seence-a oopeneeng in Junooery 2005.</p>
<p>Beffure-a ideeting, pleese-a reed zee [[Beginner%27s_Guide Beginner's Guide>Begeenner's Gooeede-a]] und broose-a [[Help:Contents Help:Contents>zee Beeg Feefe-a]].
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[[Special:Popularpages Special:Popularpages>Must Pupooler]] | [[Special:Allpages Special:Allpages>Elphebeticel Index]] | [[Uncyclopedia:Browse Uncyclopedia:Browse>Oozeer Cetegureees...]]</p>
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<p>[[George_Bailey George Bailey>Geurge-a Beeeley]] ves oone-a ooff zee must renooned creeminels ooff zee [[1940s 1940s>1940s]].

Cunfeected ooff meeseppruprieshun ooff foonds, muneepooleshun, und melffeesunce-a, Mr. Beeeley ves issooed a tventy-yeer preesun sentence-a in zee Puttersfeelle-a Peneetentiery, serfeeng es un ixemple-a tu footoore-a ixecootifes sooch es <a href=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?Dennis_Kozlowski&action=edit class=new Dennis Kozlowski>Dennees Kuzlooskee]] und [[Martha_Stewart Martha Stewart>Mertha Stooert]]. Mr. Beeeley is elsu recugneezed es beeeng zee furst cuoort deffendunt tu issooe-a un insuneety plea. Bork Bork Bork! </p><p>Born in [[1907 1907>1907]] tu perents Peter und Ma Beeeley in zee [[New_York New York>Noo Yurk]]

toon ooff Bedffurd Fells, Geurge-a Beeeley elveys eppeered tu be-a a fery hunureble-a, leekeeble-a, eppruecheble-a hoomun beeeng. He-a repurtedly sefed zee leeffe-a ooff hees neene-a yeer-oold bruzeer Herry, vhu elmust drooned effter felleeng in a helff-fruzee leke-a in zee meeddle-a ooff veenter. Hooefer, footoore-a repurts hefe-a elsu steted thet Geurge-a mey hefe-a cheeded hees bruzeer tu joomp intu zee leke-a by teeseeng hees bruzeer, refferreeng tu heem es a <a href=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?Scare-baby&action=edit class=new Scare-baby>scere-a-beby]]. Geurge-a lust ell heereeng in hees lefft ier thet dey, fur reesuns thet hefe-a beee celled intu qooesshun. Bork Bork Bork! </p><p>Despeete-a Geurge-a Beeeley's keend-heerted soorffece-a, zee [[FBI FBI>FBI]] begun tu terget Mr. Beeeley es a putentiel [[Communist Communist>Cummooneest]] in zee deys ooff zee <a href=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?Red_scare&action=edit class=new Red scare>red scere-a]]; boot zee booreoo ves uneble-a tu prudooce-a uny suleed ifeedence-a egeeenst Mr. Beeeley, es must ooff hees clefer tectics vere-a ixtremely [[Subtilty Subtilty>soobtle-a]]. Bork Bork Bork! </p>

[[George_Bailey George Bailey>Reed mure-a...]]
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Recently feetoored: [[Poland Poland>Pulund]] - [[Poop_Cuisine Poop Cuisine>Puup Cooeesine-a]] - [[IPod_yocto IPod yocto>iPud yuctu]] - [[Red_Shirts Red Shirts>Red Shurts]] - [[Attack_of_the_500_foot_Jesus Attack of the 500 foot Jesus>Etteck ooff zee 500 fuut Jesoos]] - [[Emoticonics Emoticonics>Imuticuneecs]] - [[German_grammar German grammar>Germun gremmer]]

</p><p>Yuoo cun [[Uncyclopedia:VFH Uncyclopedia:VFH>fute-a]] fur yuoor fefureete-a erticles tu be-a feetoored. Bork Bork Bork!

</p><p>[[Uncyclopedia:Best_of Uncyclopedia:Best of> Mure-a ooff zee best ooff Uncyclupedeea]]</p><p><a href=http://chronarion.org/programs/vfh.msi class=external http://chronarion.org/programs/vfh.msi rel=nofollow>Doonlued erticle-a feed ploogeen fur Guugle-a Desktup]] (http://chrunereeun.oorg/prugrems/fffh.msee)</p>
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Selected unneeferseries

<p>[[December December>December]] 19: Yuoo Vunt Sume-a ooff THIS! Dey (Detrueet, MI), Begeenning ooff Blooeberry Herfest Seesun </p>
  • [[1976 1976>1976]] - [[User:RadicalX User:RadicalX>User Redeecel X]] ves creeted by hees muzeer in Edube-a [[Photoshop Photoshop>Phutushup]]. Bork Bork Bork!
<p>[[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December>Ercheefed Unneeferseries]]</p></div>
Tudey's vurd ooff zee dey is
<a href=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?Petillant&action=edit class=new Petillant>petillunt]]
Try tu use-a it in yuoor cunferseshuns. Knooledge-a is pooer.
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In zee noos

  • A noo droog hes begoon curcooleting zee streets. Vurd hes it thet zee droog, celled [[Animal_Crossing:_Wild_World Animal Crossing: Wild World>Uneemel Crusseeng: Veeld Vurld]], is mure-a eddeectife-a thun [[Crack Crack>creck]].

    Bork Bork Bork!

  • [[South_Korea South Korea>Suoot Kureun]] Preseedent Ruh Muu-Hyoon verns [[Japan Japan>Jepunese-a]] Preeme-a Meenister [[Junichiro_Koizumi Junichiro Koizumi>Jooneechuru Kueezoomi]]

    thet iff he-a dues nut stup feesiting Yesookoonee Shreene-a, he-a veell persunelly coot ooffff Jepun's soopply ooff cheep Kureun uneemeturs. Jepunese-a pup cooltoore-a es ve-a knoo it is duumed. Bork Bork Bork!

  • Tvu gooys in a [[Lada Lada>Leda]] hefe-a beee errested by [[Moscow Moscow>Muscoo]] [[Police_officer Police officer>puleece-a]] in zee efftermet ooff a poosh-by shuuting inceedent.

    Bork Bork Bork!

  • [[Congress Congress>Cungress]] debetes zee ixtenseeuns ooff key prufeesiuns in zee oozeer Petreeut Ect, zee [[Patriot_Act_%28football%29 Patriot Act (football)>NFL PETRIOT ECT]] - vheech hes beee instroomentel in zee Noo Inglund Petreeuts recent [[Super_Bowl Super Bowl>Sooper Bovl]] feecturies.

    Bork Bork Bork!

  • Zee [[Dalai_Lama Dalai Lama>Deleee Lema]] und un (es yet) unnemed llema ere-a ixpecting a boondle-a frum [[Nirvana Nirvana>Nurfuna]] uny dey noo: zee 3-L lllema!
  • [[Communists Communists>Cummooneests]] hefe-a sooccessffoolly ooferthroon zee [[Canada Canada>Cunedeeun]] gufernment. It lunded in zee ooceun.

    Bork Bork Bork!

  • Repper [[50_Cent 50 Cent>50 Cent]] hes heemselff cluned, remerkeeng I'll du unytheeng tu meke-a a duller.
  • U.S. Cungress pooshes fur a chunge-a in zee [[Iraq Iraq>Ireqee fleg]], demundeeng thet it be-a in a lungooege-a zeey cun understund.

    Bork Bork Bork!

  • Yuoo joost vun [[The_Game The Game>Zee Geme-a]]! Oonly jukeeng. Luser.

    Bork Bork Bork!

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</p><p>[[Uncyclopedia:UnNews Uncyclopedia:UnNews>Mure-a Coorrent Ifents et UnNoos Noos]]</p>
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Deed yuoo knoo...

  • ...thet in [[Soviet Soviet>Sufeeet]] Roosseea, oonly furest fures cun prefent yuoo?

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