User:Postman
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Postman (born september 2, 198) is known as one of the best hockey player of all time. This is despite the fact that he can barely skate and has never handled a hockey stick. He currently resides in limbo and has never received any formel education. Among Postman's more evil deeds is inventing the postage stamp and so creating employment for himself. His family has never forgiven him for that. Much mystery exists around Postman's name. Despite being danish, his name is english and he has at severals times refused to add the kind and simple word of "the" infront. He has at numerous times gone under the name "The Erotic Postman", but is has just a vain attemp to gain attention.
Please note that Postman does not make grammatic or spelling errors. It's you that are reading it wrong.
edit Fun facts (they are not really fun, but now they are here and I'm all out of correction ink)
Postman's turn-ons includes:
- The french
- Grey hair
- And added bonus round
Postman's turn-offs includes:
- Justice
- Intelligence
- And fast cars
Postman is an avid believer in recycling and as such is a second-hand smoker. Although he is just under two feets tall (or is that meters?), he drives a Mini. He has on several occasions tried to destroy is, without succes. This is due to high quality standards of British Layland.
