This user suffers from enjoys ^ complete, irredeemable madness. The user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. If you read and/or edit this user's entries, you will most likely become Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the user will eat your liver.

This page is likely to be raped to sleep by dickwolves. I suggest you run like hell before dickwolves rape you too, or victimize you in a way that becomes the subject of Dick Wolf's next crime drama.

Most Nurses, Nerds and Niggers, are not nearly as nasty as Nazis and Nuns!

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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he prefers chicks that shave their armpits (or guys that were introduced to the toothbrush).

This user is a hairy unsophisticated toaster that likes to navigate while dark unnatural governors activate his flap.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Naughtyned also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a congruent XTREME ricer that likes to wamble while boring Pastafarian arc welders wamble his broadsword.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....

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gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.

ca-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canajan, eh?.

tx-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.

es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

20,000 This user has contributed 20,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

"That boy ain't right!"

~ Hank Hill on Naughtyned

Some of my other crap

I am a racing greyhound:

Don't disappoint the Virgin Mary

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Assassin | NWO | Number of Maimings | User woof | Why You!

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Fat people| Gangsta Rappers| Heavy Metal Maniacs| Jam Bands| One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Black People Eaters| Sporks

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All in the Family| Binary| Jack Chick| Larry Craig| Cthulhu| Snoop Dogg| The Great Aspie War of Ought Six| Mr. Hankey| Hank Hill| Ted Kennedy| Morse code| Phish| Snuffleupagus| Timmy| Vandalism (the version that is at least arguably funny)

edit Undictionary Entries I've Started

Benny Bell| Jibboo| Roth IRA

edit Undictionary Entries I've Edited

Jerry Garcia| Roundtoit| Wake 'n Bake

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User:Naughtyned/America, Fuck Yeah!| User:Naughtyned/Boogieman| User:Naughtyned/Grover Cleveland| User:Naughtyned/Jim Crow| User:Naughtyned/Cunt| User:Naughtyned/Diarrhea| User:Naughytned/Encyclopædia Dramatica| User:Naughtyned/Hickelodeon User:Naughtyned/Not Michael Jackson| User:Naughtyned/Richard Scarry| User:Naughtyned/Schindler's List| User:Naughtyned/Woof

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User:Naughtyned/Just Say No| User:Naughtyned/Niggers| User:Naughtyned/No Beer and no TV make Homer ... Something ... Something

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Bert| Candy| The Cat in the Hat| Cat's Meow| Dracula| Mike Hunt| Michael Jackson| Megatexas| Niggerlodeon| Peppermint Patty| Philadelphia Eagles| Sesame Street| Dr. Seuss| Soylent Green| Barbara Streisand| Towelie| Uncyclopedia Vandals| etc.

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edit Awards

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.

Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment Go forth and do great things! (just don't get indicted)

Ned, this is for both of your "woof woof woof" dog pictures. I don't know why they make me laugh every time I see them, but they do. Thanks. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 17:52, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

DJ Mixerr has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

edit Wiki INCEST Vandalism

Wiki KNOBJOCKEY vandalism is GRINGO generally CROTCH defined as SHITSKIN editing a(n) DAMN IT wiki in a(n) HELL way that is ARSE intentionally DICKFACE disruptive or JESSE McCARTNEY destructive. There are RAPE four JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS generally PISSHOLE acknowledged JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS types of SHIT vandalism: WANK deletion of DAMN legitimate ART METAL PRODUCTS information, ASS insertion of COON nonsense or CHUFF irrelevant HO content, 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT addition of CUNNILINGUS unwanted MOTHERFUCKER commercial links (HADJI spam), and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS policy DUMBASS violations specific to that RONNIE CORBETT wiki.

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