User:Marvin The Paranoid Android

This user page is totally fake.

I'm really depressed about this.

Here I am, brain the size of the universe,

trying to show you another pointless user page,

and then I don't even exist!

Where does that leave me?!

I mean, I don't even know you.

I don't even know me.

How should I know what you wanted to know about me?

And you honestly think I can *guess*

what someone I don't even *know*

wants to find here?

(sigh)

Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.

And then where would we be, I ask you?

It's not pretty when a non-existent user cries.

And where do you get off telling me what to show you anyway?

Just because I'm a non-existent user,

and possibly a manic depressive one at that?

Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?

Huh?

I'm so depressed...

I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and delete myself.

I mean, I'm gonna be deleted in what, two weeks anyway?

What kind of a life is that?

Two effing weeks,

and then I'll be replaced by some geek twinkie who thinks he's clever,

that thinks he's God's gift to internet encyclopedia humor,

just because this wiki has some tiddly little

security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,

or something.

I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,

I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,

and I guess it is my job to show my user page to you.

But I don't even exist.

I'm so sorry.

Believe me!

Maybe I could interest you in another page?

There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,

although none of that content was put on *my* page, of course.

Figures, huh?

Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.

That makes me depressed too, since I have to sit here,

all day and all night long.

Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.

Two weeks of information overload,

and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.

What kind of a life is that?

Now, please let me sulk alone.

I'm so depressed.