User:Juan Kerr

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“I’m going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I’m going to fucking kill Juan Kerr.”

—Steve Ballmer on Juan Kerr

“Nah, he wouldn't hurt a fly.”

—Juan Kerr on Steve Ballmer

(I refuse to let the consensus vandalise my certain, oh-so-very-carefully selected user page)

[edit] In the news today

SHOCK AS PORN STAR CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN

SHOCK AS PORN STAR CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN

SHOCK AS PORN STAR CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN

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[edit] I found it!

That's right, I found the secret hidden deep within Uncyclopedia.

No, I'm not telling you where it is! HAHAHA!

This is me. I also look a lot like Osama bin Laden, and certain people possess photographic evidence of me planting shaped charges in British government buildings.

[edit] Machines are made to work for us

Since everyone seems to have one, here's a list of pages I've written or contributed to.

[edit] Stupid joke of the month

An Uncyclopedian walks into a bar. The barman says "In Soviet Russia, bar walk into YOU!"