User:Illiterate author 37

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“What a thoroughly good chap! It's so refreshing to find such a fine example of 'Uncyclopedian' - an intellectual comedian of the highest order”

~ Oscar Wilde on another random user, much to the resentment of illiterate author 37 grrrrr...

[edit] About Illiterate_Author_37

That's me, the infamous Illiterate author 37

I love oxymorons. No... I adore them... Wait... I AM AN OXYMORON

incompatibility personified...

[edit] Statistics

• Birthplace: Essex, UK
• D.O.B.: 09/05/1988
• Occupation: You're having a laugh!...
• Favourite Day: Tuesday
• Favourite Number: 25,208

This user is a total UKer and is terribly polite (British Uncyclopedians)

[edit] What he's currently busying himself with

nothing much

[edit] Favourite Oxymorons

• Microsoft Works
• Competent Chavs
• Law of the Jungle
• Labour Government
• Burger-King Career

[edit] Most hated beings/things/entities

In no particular order:

• Microsoft
• Chavs