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<Splarka> negative aspects:
<Splarka> 1) ruins all the jokes centered on the 24th
<Splarka> 2) too soon after hte birthday
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<Splarka> 3) euroipods
<Bradaphraser> lol
<ircmurphy> I didn't know there were jokes centered on the 24th.
<Volte`> i like the 24th better
<ircmurphy> I figured it was just a randomly picked day.
<Splarka> 4) upstages other anniversaries on the 10th (the 24th was blank)
* Codeine is now known as EuroiCodeine
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<Keitei> hey flamflam
<Flammable> VABNALS?
<ircmurphy> Ahh...
<ircmurphy> No, Flam.
<EuroiCodeine> Sic 'em boy
<ircmurphy> No vabnals.
<nintendorulez> >_>
<Splarka> so it makes no sense to move it to the 10th, except that they are impatient to be featured I think
<nintendorulez> Anyone else notice their eyes start to bleed on talk pages?
<Keitei> no
<Keitei> no eyes bleeding
<EuroiCodeine> My eyes have pods
<EuroiCodeine> Eye pods
<Flammable> Anything eventful?
<Volte`> maybe if it's Talk:Euroipods
<Flammable> Aside from generic taunting?
<Bradaphraser> my eyes aren't bleeding... yet
<EuroiCodeine> and I live in Europe
<EuroiCodeine> so that makes 'em....
* ircmurphy is now known as Talk
<nintendorulez> My eyes are bleeding a lot from those sigs.
<Talk> Wow.
<Bradaphraser> heh heh
<Talk> "Talk:Euroipods" is a registered IRC name, apparently.
<Bradaphraser> heh heh heh
<Bradaphraser> that's funny
<Splarka> <_Dawg> it would be better to do a morse code day. = maybe on the day he showed off the code or invented it
<nintendorulez> Jesus christ. You guys complain about my complaining about Euroipods, yet you constantly remind me
about it.
<nintendorulez> brb, dinner.
* Talk is now known as TalkEuroipods
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<TalkEuroipods> MoneySign, you are a respected member of the Uncyclopedia family and community.
<TalkEuroipods> Unlike some people.
<TalkEuroipods> Like me.
<MoneySign> Woo! Thanks.
<TalkEuroipods> :/
<chronarion> O_o
<chronarion> is... that... talking?
<MoneySign> Haha! Awwww.
<Flammable> Haha
<Bradaphraser> heh heh
<Flammable> It's achieved sentience
<Flammable> We're all gonna die
<chronarion> Noo... noooooo!!
<Flammable> Becuase it'll hax the nuclear bombz
<chronarion> Talk Pages have chat ON them, they aren't supposed to talk!!
<chronarion> AIEEEEEEEE
<Flammable> and build TERMINATAR
<Flammable> what happens on 10th>
<Flammable> Tell me or I cut this duck!
<Bradaphraser> heh heh
<Splarka> be sure to pluck it and soak it in orange sauce too
* Splarka hungry
<Bradaphraser> ...so or you gonna cut the duck, or...
<Bradaphraser> ?
<chronarion> I want some duck
<TalkEuroipods> I HUNGER
<TalkEuroipods> TALK:EUROIPODS DEMANDS A SACRIFICE!
* chronarion sacrifices a duck
* Codeine sacrifices nintendorulez
<nintendorulez> Back
<Keitei> we sacrificed you
<Keitei> you can't come back
<Bradaphraser> yeah, sorry
<nintendorulez> Dammit, the slap function isn't working.
<Bradaphraser> aw
* Codeine slaps nintendorulez around a bit with a large trout
* Codeine slaps nintendorulez around a bit with a large trout
<nintendorulez> If I've been sacrificed, then who's typing at my keyboard.
<nintendorulez> *?
<Keitei> your ghost
* TalkEuroipods slaps nintendorulez around a bit with a large Euroipod
<Bradaphraser> your sock puppet
<nintendorulez> Sockpuppy,
<nintendorulez> *.
* MoneySign slaps nintendorulez around a bit with a large trout
<Keitei> your euroipod
<anidnmeno> NINTENDORULEZ!
* anidnmeno gives nintendorulez a hug
<MoneySign> Slap function is working.
<nintendorulez> Not for me...
<Codeine> is it? let me check
* Codeine slaps nintendorulez around a bit with a large trout
<Codeine> yep
<nintendorulez> Meh, I'll just handcode a /slap.
<MoneySign> Nothing seems to be going your way, does it...
<anidnmeno> /slap
* anidnmeno slaps MoneySign around a bit with a large trout
* TalkEuroipods is now known as rcmurphy
<MoneySign> That's great, anidnmeno.
* nintendorulez slaps everyone around a bit with a large trout
<Bradaphraser> ow
<Bradaphraser> what'd I do?
* rcmurphy slaps a large trout around a bit with rcmurphy
<nintendorulez> <3 Mirc's custom commands.
<nintendorulez> xD
<rcmurphy> ...?
<anidnmeno> lol
* nintendorulez slaps soviet around a bit with a large trout
<nintendorulez> D'OH!
<rcmurphy> That's what happens when you try to slap yourself?
* anidnmeno slaps a large trout around a bit with a larger trout
* Bradaphraser faceplants
* nintendorulez slaps sovietrussia
<rcmurphy> I'm over it.
* nintendorulez slaps testing around a bit with a large trout
<nintendorulez> Drat.
<Bradaphraser> um...?
<anidnmeno> /slap
* nintendorulez hasn't worked with mIRCs custom commands in a while
<Codeine> Well, you've got 24 days to practice
* nintendorulez slaps testing+ around a bit with a large trout
<anidnmeno> ah, mIRC
<nintendorulez> Drat.
<nintendorulez> Ah, screw it. One word'll do.
<Rataube_sockpup> Forgive the child! adminstrators dont be mean!!!
<Bradaphraser> child?
<nintendorulez> Anidmemo, add this to the Script Editor:
* nintendorulez slaps /me around a bit with a large trout
<Mhaille> crucify him!!!!
<nintendorulez> Gah.
* nintendorulez slaps /me around a bit with a large trout
<Rataube_sockpup> Yeh, i am sure he is 17
<nintendorulez> GAH!
<Codeine> Welease Nintendowulez!
<nintendorulez> ***/slap /me slaps $1 around a bit with a large trout
<nintendorulez> Take out the ***
<Bradaphraser> heh heh heh
<nintendorulez> wtf?
<Mhaille> What did the Nintendorulez ever do for us, eh?
<rcmurphy> He popularized Euroipods.
<Rataube_sockpup> He has good intentions
<nintendorulez> Game Online?
<nintendorulez> Templates?
<nintendorulez> Uh...
* nintendorulez thinks
<rcmurphy> He was one of the main driving forces behind making Euroipods a phenomenon.
<chronarion> NR, you're just getting abused in here, you know.
<Splarka> you made Game Online? 24 year ban!
<nintendorulez> Damn, everything else I've done sucked.
<Mhaille> aside from popularizing Euroipods, the sanitation, the roads.....
<Codeine> Damn you mhaille
<rcmurphy> Haha.
* _Dawg is now known as Euroipods
<Codeine> the faster typist
<nintendorulez> What's wrong with Game Online?
<Bradaphraser> heh heh
<Euroipods> I love you, nintendorulez.
<nintendorulez> xD Mhaille
<chronarion> sigh
<nintendorulez> Python for the win.
<Euroipods> Why do you keep screwing with me?
<chronarion> Lord, it's talking to me again..
<chronarion> Why is the page talking..
<nintendorulez> I'M screwing with YOU?!?!?!?
<Rataube_sockpup> Euroipods, is it topkins?
<nintendorulez> What is this, Soviet Russia?
<nintendorulez> You're the one constantly bringing it up.
<Rataube_sockpup> More like communist china
<Mhaille> Communist Wales
<nintendorulez> That too.
<nintendorulez> Communist Jimbo Wales.
<Euroipods> don't you want a free euroipod, nintendorulez?
<nintendorulez> Already have one.
<Euroipods> I'll spawn babies just for you.
<Flammable> In mother russia whale harpoons you.
<Flammable> groan
* Euroipods is now known as _Dawg
<nintendorulez> And you are needless advertising and vanity that doesn't belong on soviet russia.
* Codeine slaps a trout about with himself
<nintendorulez> Gah, one line too late.
<Codeine> when in soviet russia...
<nintendorulez> *Uncyclopedia.
<_Dawg> nintendorulez: I knew it was you on the talk page.
<Bradaphraser> heh heh!
<Flammable> do soviet russians?
<nintendorulez> Did I seriously type soviet russia?
<_Dawg> Extend his ban by 20 days!
<nintendorulez> XD
<Rataube_sockpup> It was dawg then
<Rataube_sockpup> NOOOOO
<nintendorulez> Uh, no, it wasn't me on the talk page.
<Rataube_sockpup> Don't
<_Dawg> and banish his latest proxy IP.
<Rataube_sockpup> On the other hand....
<nintendorulez> I simply read that and agreed.
* _Dawg doesn't buy it.
<Rataube_sockpup> Yewww
<nintendorulez> It is vanity and non-notable, you know. He speaks the truth. Don't act like I'm the only person who
disagrees with Euroipods.
<nintendorulez> Just because he didn't like Euroipods doesn't mean it's me.
<nintendorulez> Honestly, I wish I was the one to notice that and point it out.
<Volte`> i don't like euroipods anymore because the ratio of attention it has gotten vs. actual quality is way too high
<chronarion> NR: I suggest you find another hobby for 20 days. Everybody in here is just going to bash you.
<Mhaille> with trouts
<Volte`> but i haven't really been paying attention to it lately
<Bradaphraser> over and over again
<rcmurphy> I only bashed him with a trout.
<Codeine> Yay! We all have a cruel streak
<nintendorulez> I'm just hoping we can avoid the whole subject of euroipods, but SOME PEOPLE keep bringing it up.
<Rataube_sockpup> NR: will u write euroipods on your lapid?
<rcmurphy> CURSE YOU AGAIN MHAILLE.
<anidnmeno> ok then, euroipodiums
<chronarion> NR: Seriously. You should find another hobby for a while. If you stay in here, even i'm going to bash you.
<Mhaille> me?
<Mhaille> what have I done?
<rcmurphy> <chronarion>NR: I suggest you find another hobby for 20 days. Everybody in here is just going to bash you.
<rcmurphy> <Mhaille>with trouts
* _Dawg goes to find nintendorulez' gravesite.
<rcmurphy> <rcmurphy>I only bashed him with a trout.
* _Dawg scratches "euroipods" into the headstone.
<anidnmeno> lmao
<nintendorulez> What have I done to deserve bashing? Why don't we just drop the subject entirely?
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<chronarion> NR: Ok, look, you're currently banned. Wait it out. All you're gonna get in here is abuse.
<Codeine> NOw he changes his tune
<Codeine> "Yes, let's let it go now"
<anidnmeno> no
<anidnmeno> lets keep annoying the hell out of 'im
<anidnmeno> EUROIPODS
<nintendorulez> Actually, I've been saying that for a while Codiene.
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<anidnmeno> EUROIPODS
<rcmurphy> Let's keep it to Uncyc, at least.
<Rataube_sockpup> let it goooo
<rcmurphy> Gets a little old in IRC.
<Volte`> European Ipods!
<nintendorulez> <nintendorulez> I'm just hoping we can avoid the whole subject of euroipods, but SOME PEOPLE keep
bringing it up.
<chronarion> okay someone kick him
<rcmurphy> (And yes, I know I was just talking about it. I'm a hypocrite.)
<rcmurphy> DINNER
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<nintendorulez> <nintendorulez> Jesus christ. You guys complain about my complaining about Euroipods, yet you
constantly remind me about it.
<Volte`> nintendorulez you're the one continuing this discussion
<nintendorulez> And similar quotes from previous conversations.
<chronarion> WHY ARE YOU IN THIS CHANNEL? OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA REMIND YOU ABOU TIT.
* ChanServ sets mode: +o _Dawg
<anidnmeno> tit
* _Dawg sets mode: +o Keitei
<anidnmeno> FIRE!!
<nintendorulez> xD tit.
* _Dawg sets mode: +o chronarion
<chronarion> YES! flameone!
<chronarion> *flameon
* _Dawg sets mode: +o Codeine
<Codeine> Woo-hoo
<anidnmeno> I want ops
* _Dawg sets mode: +o Mhaille
<Codeine> admins rule the chat
* _Dawg sets mode: +o Splarka
<chronarion> Let's uh, kick him at 6:35 exactly
* ChanServ sets mode: +v anidnmeno
<chronarion> see who gets it first
* Splarka sets mode: -o Splarka
<anidnmeno> ok
<Volte`> half the people in here are admins or potential admins
<anidnmeno> that works
<Mhaille> do we have a drop ball
* anidnmeno is happy
<_Dawg> 3 minutes?
<nintendorulez> I'm here because I know you can't talk about euroipods forever, and when the subject changes, I'll be
there, not-abused.
<chronarion> Yep
<anidnmeno> yep
* _Dawg needs to sync his watch
<anidnmeno> SYNCH CLOCKS
<chronarion> SYNC CLOCKS
<anidnmeno> 18:33:07
* nintendorulez sighs
<chronarion> NR: Get another hobby please. This is a cool off period.
<Volte`> 18:33:03
<nintendorulez> Everyone hates me...
<_Dawg> just sync yours with atomic.
<_Dawg> Volte` is almost dead on with mine
<Volte`> mine syncs to time.nist.gov
<_Dawg> within a half a second
<Mhaille> is that GMT?
<chronarion> NR: For now, yes. Please get a hobby in the mean time.
<Rataube_sockpup> No, they love you, they love making fun of you
<Splarka> 15:33:15
<nintendorulez> What the hell did I even do to any of you?
* Splarka lags
<Codeine> mhaille: http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/
<_Dawg> Splarka: You're behind
<chronarion> NR: Take a break, okay? You're not even permabanned. Cut your losses.
<chronarion> NR: Break means, go outside or something. Not camp in here.
<anidnmeno> yeah, jeez
<Volte`> take the 20 days and right a really stellar article
<nintendorulez> What's wrong with me being in here?
<Volte`> or like 10
<chronarion> TIMECHECK
<Volte`> 18:34:19
<chronarion> you keep whining
<anidnmeno> 18:34:39
<Codeine> 23:34:25
* nintendorulez was kicked by chronarion (chronarion�)
<Splarka> 15:35:27
<chronarion> win
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<Rataube_sockpup> !8:24in the us?
<anidnmeno> 18:35:13
* Splarka travels ahead
<chronarion> woot!
<Volte`> 18:35:02
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<chronarion> lol
<chronarion> ok, who's next?
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<anidnmeno> I wanna pull da trigger
<anidnmeno> FIRTE
<Volte`> let's get kakun in here
<chronarion> sigh
<nintendorulez> I'm only whining becuase
<anidnmeno> FIRE!!
* nintendorulez was kicked by Keitei (Keitei�)
<Codeine> lol
<MAX300> is Keitei ever not in here?
<Volte`> <nintendorulez> I'm only whining becuase / * nintendorulez was kicked by Keitei (Keitei)
<Keitei> rarely
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<anidnmeno> I just wanna kick him once
<Volte`> beautiful
<nintendorulez> because you guys are abusing me.
<anidnmeno> FIRE
<nintendorulez> Stop it.
<Rataube_sockpup> Every group needs his NR
<anidnmeno> FIRE!
<Codeine> mhaille, your turn mate
<nintendorulez> I've done nothing to you guys.
<_Dawg> 64.9.10.166 = a proxy server address
* _Dawg pokes at nintendorulez.
<nintendorulez> The second I walked in here, you guys start attacking me.
<anidnmeno> FRICKING FIRE
<MAX300> yeah, youre on here even in the morning during my first perid
<MAX300> period*
<nintendorulez> That doesn't mean it's me!
<_Dawg> but it is
<nintendorulez> It could be any IP banned person!
<MAX300> =D its alot funnier then
<_Dawg> I just verified it
<anidnmeno> who deleted Black Jesus
<nintendorulez> Uh, long story.
<nintendorulez> Don't ask about that one.
<Rataube_sockpup> White Jesus?
<anidnmeno> I want the blackface pic
<Keitei> dead jesus
<isra> anid: chron. non-original
<chronarion> anidnmeno: It's plagurised from another "ubersite".
<anidnmeno> for my user page
<Codeine> back in a bit
<anidnmeno> can I have your ops??
<Volte`> you have to be an admin first
<anidnmeno> I swear not to abuse it
<anidnmeno> ah
<anidnmeno> and how do I do that?
<Volte`> by doing a good job at uncyc?
<chronarion> ok, who wants to kick?
<Keitei> suck up
<chronarion> nah
<chronarion> all you need is a cool name
<MAX300> nub
<Splarka> rule #1 about op club, never ask about op club
* _Dawg tries to recall how to add self-ops powers to a user.
<Volte`> Volte is the coolest of them all
<nintendorulez> What have I done to deserve kicking?
<Rataube_sockpup> You have to have some white smoke out of your head
<_Dawg> ^^^ what Splarka said
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<chronarion> oops
<chronarion> heh
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<_Dawg> chronarion: fun, isn't it?
<anidnmeno> being less of an ass than Unissitsondix
<nintendorulez> Stop it. ;_;
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<chronarion> Dawg: The evil part of me likes. The good part grins.
<Splarka> _Dawg: only pants/angela/Emmanuel_Chanel can do that, IIRC
<MAX300> u ppl are cruel
<MAX300> >_>
<_Dawg> lol
<MAX300> <_<
<Keitei> he deserves it
<_Dawg> Splarka: We were given rather impressive powers as I recall.
<chronarion> we already said 'stay out of here'
<chronarion> he apparently can't comprehend this
<_Dawg> how do you look up the levels?
<anidnmeno> like dis'here
<Splarka> _dawg: not that powerful
<Rataube_sockpup> cruelty is not the way. Gandhi on cruety
<Mhaille> who has the scourge?
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<anidnmeno> FIRE!!!
* nintendorulez was kicked by _Dawg (_Dawg�)
<MAX300> oh ghandi
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<anidnmeno> FIRE!!
<MAX300> lemme find my cactbook
<nintendorulez> Stop.
<MAX300> factbook*
<Keitei> why?
<nintendorulez> I've done nothing to you guys.
<anidnmeno> FIREE!!!
<Keitei> mmhmm
<anidnmeno> FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!
<Keitei> sure
<nintendorulez> Why the hell do you keep kicking me?
<anidnmeno> kikky
<Keitei> why not?
<anidnmeno> kikkety kikk kick
<nintendorulez> Why?
<Keitei> why not?
<nintendorulez> Why?
<Keitei> why not?
<anidnmeno> why not?
<Rataube_sockpup> They need u NR, every group needs his NR
<nintendorulez> Why?
<isra> i agree with gandhi. cruelty is not the way. kick-ban him or ignore him, please
<anidnmeno> join in, all
* nintendorulez was kicked by Keitei (why not?�)
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<anidnmeno> why not?
<nintendorulez> Why not not?
<anidnmeno> why why not?
<nintendorulez> Why not? Because I've done nothing wrong.
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<anidnmeno> lmao
<_Dawg> auto rejoin?
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<nintendorulez> xD
* pgbaway was kicked by Keitei (Keitei�)
<nintendorulez> xD
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Splarka
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<Keitei> oh crap
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<anidnmeno> XP
<Keitei> you suck
* Splarka sets mode: -e nintendorulez!*@71.225.64.232
<chronarion> what's -e?
<anidnmeno> -e?
<Splarka> for the love of god give it a rest
* Splarka sets mode: -b *!*@71.225.64.232
* Splarka sets mode: +b *!*@71.225.64.232
<chronarion> probably mute
<Splarka> e is exception
<anidnmeno> can you hear me nin??
<chronarion> ah
<Splarka> meaning
<MAX300> xp lol
<Bradaphraser> "I went to a joke website where they make fun of people, did something stupid, then got made fun of.
WHY?!?!?!??!"
<Splarka> if a user is banned, you can unban a mask so they can talk
<anidnmeno> why?
<Splarka> oops
* Splarka sets mode: -b *!*@71.225.64.232
* Splarka sets mode: +b %*!*@71.225.64.232
<Splarka> there
<chronarion> I really think he's like 12-14, which is why I feel bad.
<chronarion> However...
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<anidnmeno> heh
<anidnmeno> nin?
<anidnmeno> how old are you?
<Splarka> meh
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<Rataube_sockpup> 17 maximum
<_Dawg> was it he or was it Nerd that claimed they were old enough to vote?
<anidnmeno> GAVIN
* Splarka sets mode: -e ztod!*@*.ethz.ch
<_Dawg> And we all laughed.
<anidnmeno> that's a really cool name
* Splarka sets mode: -b %*!*44fe9cbf@ross.wikia.com
<Keitei> nerd
* Splarka sets mode: -b %*!*@71.225.64.232
<gavin_h> hi everyone.
<chronarion> nerd I can ALMOST but not quite believe
* Splarka sets mode: +b *!*@71.225.64.232
<gavin_h> what is this channel about?
<Rataube_sockpup> lol
<anidnmeno> uncyclopedia
<Keitei> your mom
<Volte`> banning people
<Volte`> with nintendo in their name
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