User:Bilbobaggins
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edit BILBO LAND IS TEH PWN!
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“I'd fuck Bilbobaggins With a rabid monkey OOOOOOHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!!! PUSH IT GOOOOD!!!!!”
“Signs point to yes.”
“Bilbobaggins came to ransom some, to save others, to redeem others. Bilbobaggins ransomed those who were strangers and made them Bilbobaggins's own. And Bilbobaggins set Bilbobaggins's own apart, those whom Bilbobaggins gave as a pledge according to Bilbobaggins's plan. It was not just when Bilbobaggins appeared that Bilbobaggins voluntarily laid down Bilbobaggins's life, but Bilbobaggins voluntarily laid down Bilbobaggins's life from the very day the world came into being.”
did you know...
- ...that the average human male between the ages of 13 and 18 is has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
- ...and if you haven't before you just did after reading the above statement.
A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.
“The trial lawyers are very politically powerful. … But here in Texas we took them on and got some good medical—medical malpractice”
