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UnWeather is the most reliable weather forecasting source on the interweb. UnWeather uses many other sources and chucks them in the bin because they are always wrong. UnWeather give you the correct forecast you want. UnWeather will detect your current location and then give you an accurate forecast for the area closest to your current location. However for some areas of Russia, Moscow is the closest area. UnWeather also accepts weather bribes. For details please contact UnWeather via the usual E-mail address. UnWeather is currently being bribed by AAAAA A. AAAAAAAAA.
edit It is currently: The Third Month of Spring
edit Daytime Temperature for Tomorrow
High: 1000000 Kelvins Low: 1000000 Kelvins
edit Probability of fireballs for Tomorrow
edit Gnomes per 1000 for The coming week
The average value of Gnomes for the coming week is approx. 440 Gnomes per 1000 Humans. For an exact number of gnomes where you are, hold your cursor over the magic gnome to the right.
edit Server Status
File:Cross.JPG AIM is offline.
edit Heat Index
The BTU is currently worth 1055.0558544 joules on the international market.