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edit It is currently: The Second Month of Winter
edit Daytime Temperature for Tomorrow
High: 1000000 Kelvins Low: 1000000 Kelvins
edit Probability of fireballs for Tomorrow
edit Gnomes per 1000 for The coming week
The average value of Gnomes for the coming week is approx. 220 Gnomes per 1000 Humans. For an exact number of gnomes where you are, hold your cursor over the magic gnome to the right.
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edit Heat Index
The BTU is currently worth 1055.0558522 joules on the international market.
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edit Earthquake Weather
Aristotle proposed that earthquakes were caused by winds trapped in subterranean caves. Small tremors were thought to have been caused by air pushing on the cavern roofs, and large ones by the air breaking the surface. This theory lead to a belief in earthquake weather, that because a large amount of air was trapped underground, the weather would be hot and calm before an earthquake. Current theory states that earthquakes occur in calm, cloudy conditions, and are usually preceded by strong winds, fireballs, and meteors. Earthquake weather is a widely believed fact that's here to stay, but recent research shows that over the next millennium the chances of earthquakes could become a normal day to day condition in which we will have to cope. It is believed that the decrease in the numbers of fish in the worlds waters is causing the land to subside. This is little understood and so the government has not funded research into the theory as it is "pure rubbish".