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UnWeather is the most reliable weather forecasting source on the interweb. UnWeather uses many other sources and chucks them in the bin because they are always wrong. UnWeather give you the correct forecast you want. UnWeather will detect your current location and then give you an accurate forecast for the area closest to your current location. However for some areas of Russia, Moscow is the closest area. UnWeather also accepts weather bribes. For details please contact UnWeather via the usual E-mail address. UnWeather is currently being bribed by Emir Henry A. Tootsie.
edit It is currently: The Third Month of Summer
edit Daytime Temperature for Tomorrow
High: 1000000 Kelvins Low: 1000000 Kelvins
edit Probability of fireballs for Tomorrow
edit Gnomes per 1000 for The coming week
The average value of Gnomes for the coming week is approx. 330 Gnomes per 1000 Humans. For an exact number of gnomes where you are, hold your cursor over the magic gnome to the right.
edit Server Status
edit Heat Index
The BTU is currently worth 1055.0558533 joules on the international market.
edit Other Significant Notes
An alternative to Unweather is to actually stand up and look out the window, that will give you a good idea to what is going on in the world of weather. Yes, shock horror you may have to actually exert some energy, you may as well not look we both know your not going outside so don't kid yourself, geeky boy. perhaps rather than reading this drivel you could actually go outside and do something like find a cure for cancer.