Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly (every month) giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
Some consider this year's Happy Monkey Competition a success, some don't and some look down, cough and leave to go to bathroom at the first possible occasion, when interviewed about it. The cause is not hard to find: last month we (Shabidoo) hosted the first inter-wiki competition in the history of Uncyclopedia.
August saw not one but two tugs-of-war over the fine selection of photographs on Uncyclopedia articles. In the first, a series of alleged Uncyclopedians tried to change us from a humor wiki to a auto-proctology wiki. Our web-host obligingly ensured that the tempting button labeled "Upload a new version of this photo" will now require the support of a senior editor, a change not to be submitted to the affected vandals. Every Uncyclopedian remains free to upload photos under new names; just not implicitly edit dozens of existing articles, including those he cannot edit explicitly.
Uncyclopedia's grand conspiracy - In recent world news, violence has once again broken out between the countries of Palestine and Israel in what looks to be a prolonged spout of fighting over the land once again. As usual when world events happen like this people have been looking for the cause to the event and some have found the cause, surprisingly, to be Uncyclopedia.
A way out - Veteran archivist Anton199 recently stumbled onto the special-page Special:CloseMyAccount. The existence of such an article is remarkable, as in the policy manual, no one's account is ever closed.
UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140715 - this UnSignpost issue once again proves the First Law of the UnSignpost (The frequency of the UnSignpost is proportional, disproportional or is in no relation to the amount of things happening on Uncyclopedia, in a way that it always decreases in geometrical progression)
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