Unquotable talk:Oscar Wilde
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I cleaned out a large number of the quotes from the Making up Oscar Wilde quotes page. Idealy, what's left should be massaged until they fit into one of his books somewhat loosely. It doesn't have to be exact, but it should semi-work. Feel free to hack this into shape. 02:13, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Please be apprised that the great "Bard", did not use the phrase "Bonnie" when refering to his Majesty, Emperor, Napoleon I. He used "Boney", the prevalent British derogatory term for the Corsican. Further more the "Bard" used "Boney" because of his preference and predeliction for boners. Alsace 16 22:41, May 19, 2010 (UTC)
edit And Finally...
Shouldn't this page include a quote for his Famous Last Words:
“[OW! Oof -- gurgle, gurgle.]”22.214.171.124 22:32, February 27, 2012 (UTC)