Unquotable:Salvador Dali

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“I Like clocks”

~ Sally Daily

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Look at him. All waxy and stuff.

Salvador Dali is or was. He's pretty crazy. And did you know he was Spanish? Nobody really did.

[edit] Salvador Dali on Clocks

"They rock"

"I married a clock once. It was a one-night stand"

"I love you. Now leave me alone to make peace with my clock"

"I said CLOCK, not cock"

"Ooh! Now that's melty"

[edit] Salvador Dali on his art

"I like 'The great masturbator'. It reminds me of myself"

"Melty clocks, on my cock. Why did I say that?"

"Now, speaking of crab phones... PEANUT BUTTER BOILED BEANS JELLY TIME!!!"

"It's stupid. Like you."

"My penis has one of these mustaches too."

[edit] Sally Dally on other artists

"The Man Ray is nor a man, nor a ray. But what if he was???"

"That guy, Andy Warhol, made a movie about me. Now IMDb doesn't even have a reference to it."

"Andy sucks"

"Man Ray sucks"

"I don't suck, they suck."