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“I am a saint”
~ Random Unfunny Quotes on God

Random unfunny quote is a collective term of anon IPs who have edited uncyclopedia and cruftify Uncyclopedia's articles with quotecruft. Most of these faggots are 10 year old kids and have no idea on humor. But even the smartest of uncyclopedians do not know that these people bring sheer Lulz and thus are a memorable part of uncyclopedian history. They are Gods who deserve hard reverting which is a manner of respect and a sign of sheer gayness. Below is a list of random unfunny quotes, and how NOT to get this respect.


On Gaming

Stfu
STFU N00B I AM THE GOD OF COUNTERSTRIKE
  • "Master Chief Can Suck My Cawk!!! He iz sooo GHEY!!!!"
  • "Cave Story is so Tragic!!! HOW DARE YOU FAGS MOCK IT!! *Sob* ;_;"
  • "Why? Because I'M A POTATO!!"
  • "Charlie hawkins is Bill Rizer!!! He is SOOO COOL!!!!"
  • "I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN PLAY GUITAR HERO"
  • "Steve is the only person who can play call of duty"
  • "All pokemon games suxor pokemon red/blue is the best"
  • "Samus Aran is my WAIFU!!111111 She has Z Cups"
  • "Charle's twin, Doyle, is a l33t haxxor who looks like he just pwnified some n00bs on CounterStrike OMFG so awesome."
  • "GLaDOS Had sex wth meeee"
  • "Call of duty black ops is ghey faggot"

On Religion

  • "I AM GOD!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!!!!"
  • "Jesus Raeped 57750957057098237509823 Kids whAT a Ghey"
  • "I AM A SAINT"
  • "Sebastian is the god of all he>god>jesus"
  • "All your base are belong to us"
  • "ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS!!!!!111!!!!!!!1ELEVENNNNNNNNN"
  • "THE POPE IS A PEDO FUCK HIS WILLY"
  • "Muhammad Likes a WTC stuck in his ass"
  • "My mom IS A GOD"
  • "I am the ULTRA JESUS - The big bob"
  • "I PWNT JESUS AND BUDDHA IN A HENTAI GAME"
  • "CHRISTIANITY is GhEy WoRsHiP MeeeEEeeEEE!111!!1!!"

On You

  • "UR SOOO GHEY LOL"
  • "ALL OF YOU ARE DCIK SUCKING FAGGUTS!!!!!"
  • "LOLPWNT"
  • "You are a Ghey Faggot, a Loser, and YOU ARE A FAG"
  • "You is Charlie he lieks cawk"
  • "UR MOM IS TEH GHEY"

On Kittens

  • "Huffing cats is not good"
  • "WHO HUFFS JINGLES????? YOU WILL DIEEEEE!!!!!"
  • "My Cat Meowth is a god"
  • "How come all of you... HAETHATE HATE!!!! YOU DARE HUFF MY KITTEN!!!!!"
  • "Im 8 and I'm Sooo Offended."
  • "Kittens are soo cuet how daer you hu33 them"
  • "I like men"

On Uncyclopedia

  • "To everyone who will listen to me, please do not go here because Uncyclopedia is the worst! None of its entries are ever funny after the first sentence. It is a total piece of junk. Junky junky junk! ALL OF IT!!!!!!!

For example, it makes fun of India, New Mexico , America, and many other countries. World terrorists who wreak havoc are judged as world leaders! Celebrities such as Bob Saget are treated as dictators! What a load of junky junky junky junky junky junk is this? If you go here that means you are ghey. And if you're ghey, you should probably start kitten huffing to make yourself feel better.

You guys suck. Your ideas about humour are lame. I suspect you all of being sophomoric lower beings, possibly Americans, who still have not tapped into the inner truth of irony beyond that crappy Alanis Morisette song...Seriously, I did not think it was possible, but you are far, far more evil than Jimbo Wales and Wikipedia. Why? Because you are control freak humour FASCISTS. The only purpose for the Uncyclopedia is to let a group of internet fASCISTS spend all their days e-burning e-pages. It's true and you know it. Don't e-lynch me because you are in denial. Have you even heard of Dada? I doubt it. Buttmunchers. Oh. You are buttmunchers. Oscar Wilde? Who gives a shit? Not funny in any sense ever. Your injokes are not funny, not even slightly. Seriously. Zork? Stop masturbating or you'll need brail computers. What's up with you people? Are you high? I WANNA GO HOOOOOME!!!!!!!!

I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HAET UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HAET UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HAET UNCYCLOPEDIA!! "

Armed monkeys
Anyone who thinks monkeys are funny is just childish. Or retarded. NOT FUNNY EVER
  • "CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCARP!!!!!!!!"
  • "Everything is just nonsense! incoherent madness such as AAAAAAAAA is treated as 'the pinnacle of literary exfcelence'. The winner of your poo lit surprize was just a freakin blog for Pete's sake! Who the hell are you kdidng? People are alllowed to rant on about how much they hate the barmuda Triangle and YOU THINK IT IS FUNNY when it is just JUNK. There is so much JUNK on this webcite I could sell it on a yard sale! Africa the birthplace of farting? Everyone knows it was Scotland! CRAPPY CRAPPY CRAP CRAP IDIOTS.

It's amazing how you guys lack any sign of intelligence and are completely uncapable of constructing a cynical, sardonic phrase or caption. My grandmotther, who be a teacher, once read your cite and gave it a F.

Your so called 'News' page is terrible! Just 'reporting' on George Bush and monkeys invading embassies is NOT funny! How can you laugh at this? It sucks! It gives me a hadache! HATE HATE HAT! Who edited all this? Some 12-year old on crack? A fifty year old blind man with three fingers on one hand? Eighty year old chinese men in panties? I like old chinese men in panties because they come to my house and dance for me. Anyhow, not like the scientists who carfully craft each Wikipedia article. People actually put care, effort and,most importantly, information, into them wikipedia articles. UNVYCLOPEDIANS just think up random crap and make a web page out of it. That is so NOT cool! :( NOT cool! NOT COOLEVER.

Oh and by the way, did you know that the founder of this wiki named Oscar Wilde is gaY??!?/ I hope you realise that. And because he is gay that means you are gaY to. HA HA HA HA AH HA!! If ya don't believe me just check out his biogarphy! This is just homophobic, humor Nazi nonsense! And none of his quotes are real - just made up ones by some totl nincompoops with no sense of humor! NOT FUNNY AT ALL EVER IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!1!!!1!!11111 JUN JUNK JUNK!"

  • "UNCYCLOPEDIA CAN SUCK MY CAWK!!!!! HOW DARE THEY HUFF Sebastian's ARTICLE!!!! He Is a FAGggggGGGGG!!!11"
  • "Unfunny Shit - Oscar Wilde"

On Chuck Norris

  • "I AM THE ONLY CHUCK NORRIS"
  • "Chuck Norris is

Unfunny

Ghey

Stuppid

Even he Haet Thost Ghey Norris Joeks!!!!"

  • "sean is better than chuck norris you all suck cawks"
  • "Chuck norris beat your mom in 1 HIT!!!!! LOloLOLol!!1!!!!!!!1!"
  • "Chuck norris beat I Wanna Be the Guy I wanna be the guy is for self deztruzt"
  • "Nobody can beat chuck norris!!"
  • "UR SOOO GHEY LOL FAGGGSSSSSS - Chuck Norris on you"
  • "Chuck Norris can't beat Gloria wong she is teh 1337!!!!
  • "I Am GAWD" - Chuck Norris"
  • "WARNING! YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE PWNT"

On Moralfagging

On Faggotry

  • "steven jones is my teacher and he is ghey"
  • "UR MOM SOOO GHEY"
  • "Sean is a ghey faggot fuck him"
  • "POKEMAN IZ GHEY GHEY GHEY!!!!!"
  • "PWNT GHEY LOL"
  • "1337 H4X0R2 R G|-|3V|
  • "MLP SUCKS DICK!!!!!! POKEMON 4 TEH WINNN!!!!!"
  • "All of my school's FaGz are bronies save us!!! TheY ARe GhEY!!!!"
  • "I am the best ever fuckers"

On towns

  • "My town is called idahon village and there sux cawks lol
  • "My town is a wretched hive of scum and villiany"
  • "My town is full of ugly soccer moms and gheys"
  • "BRONY TIEM!!!!"
  • "Call of dutyfags suck my dcik"
  • "In soviet russia, Dapton raeps YOU!!"
  • "I have a town in wales and it sux dcik"
  • "I am the ruler of midon town!"


On the internet

  • "4ChAN is GHEY!!!! Thjey banned me because i'm 12 years old"
  • "I AM TEH ULTIMATE 1337|-|4X0|3"
  • "The internet is bronified. Let us turn it into barbieland"
  • "YOU ARE ALL N00BS OF WOW!!!"
  • "In soviet russia, N00b is YOU!"
  • "My mom had secks wth you"
  • "A bunch of nerds with no life"
  • "I AM THE KING OF THE INTERNET!!! FEAR ME OR D1E"
  • "SHIT"
  • "moot is a fag"
  • "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
  • "I AM THE MASTER OF DEVIANTART!"

On sex

  • "I want to have anul secks wth roman dog bird."
  • "Steve CAN EAT my CUM!!!!"
  • "I had sex with your mom!"
  • "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK SOME COCK????"
  • "Anal seks are good you should try some"
  • "I LIKE TO FUCK JIMBO WALES AND WIKIPE-TAN"
  • "I AM A PEDO COME SEE ME NEAR YOUR HOUSE FOR ANUK SECKS KIDS"
  • "fcuk my saggy tits"

Other

Man playing Attack of the Japanese Monsters
ME! LOL
  • "fivkvhjkhclkqhckhjcvhclqhjclkqhnclkhclkjnhckjlhnclkj"
  • "A unhappy sandwich is a happy sandwich"
  • Two fat guys like gay man and ponies"
  • "I have a HUEG CAWK"
  • "SUCK MY COCK FUCKERS!!"
  • "Sean is a kid next door to me. Fuck him"
  • "Charles is the definetion of awesome"
  • "Cindy is The first zombie and she is created by you"
  • "HAHAHAHAHAYOURAFUG"

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