Unquotable:Quotes in Obfuscata
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and will always be Ken. Ken, Ken, Ken. And I'll bet right now you're thinking, God, I hate that name.
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Aristotle - Arthur C. Clarke - Nietzsche - Founding Fathers - Winston Churchill - Noel Coward - Charles Darwin - Albert Einstein - Benjamin Franklin - Thomas Jefferson - Sun-Tzu - Mark Twain - Oscar Wilde - Voltaire - Aristotle - John F. Kennedy - Jesus Christ
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