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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.”
~ George Bush on the century-and-a-half alliance with Japan



“Will the highways on the Internet become more few.”
~ George Bush on the highways on the internet




“I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.”
~ George Bush on knowing what you believe and answering questions




“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop'.”
~ George Bush on his dreams




“I don't have a family tree. I have a family pole.”




“It is white.”
~ George Bush on what the white house is like




“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”
~ George Bush on branches of government




“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia-I never interviewed her.”
~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed




“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”
~ George Bush on people who know about trees




“…the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”
~ George Bush on Illiteracy




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”
~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools
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