Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq.”
~ George Bush on WMDs



“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”
~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”
~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator”
~ George Bush on uninalienable rights of man




“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
~ George Bush on Harming our country




“This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.”
~ George Bush on ending the stalemate




“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”
~ George Bush on economics




“Don't forget Poland.”
~ George Bush on the Coalition of the Willing




“It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”
~ George Bush on the origin of our imports




“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”
~ George Bush on suicide bombings




“We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator”
~ George Bush on uninalienable rights of man
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