Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“The situation between the United States and America are steadily worsening.”
~ George Bush on situation between the US and America



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating”
~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”
~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
~ George Bush on peace




“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating”
~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff




“My answer is bring them on.”
~ George Bush on the strategy for fighting the insurgency




“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
~ George Bush on Us and Them




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”
~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”
~ George Bush on Internets




“I think war is a dangerous place.”
~ George Bush on war




“I understand small business growth. I was one.”
~ George Bush on small business growth
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