Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.

“We can't afford mexed missages in the long worm!”
~ George W. Bush on During the Latest Candidate Debates (I swear!)

“Keep good relations with the Grecians.”
~ George Bush on relations with the Grecians

“The only way to protect freedom is to destroy it sometimes. Doesn't that make sense to you, or are you with the terrorists?”
~ George Bush on Freedom

“Don't worry. I'm Great at Basketball. I'm the White Larry Bird.”
~ George Bush on Basketball

“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”
~ George Bush on deciding

“My answer is bring them on.”
~ George Bush on the strategy for fighting the insurgency

“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”
~ George Bush on deciding

“There is an old saying in Tennessee--I know it's in Texas, probably Tennessee that says "fool me once, shame on-shame on you, fool me twice...you can't get fooled again."”
~ George Bush on What?

“I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
~ George Bush on communism quote from Doctor Strangelove

“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy

“In my administration... failure... is not optional.”
~ George Bush on competence
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