Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.


“I'm a follower of American politics.”
~ George Bush on American politics



“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”
~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers



“I have opinions of my own; strong opinions. But I don't always agree with them.”
~ George Bush on his subconscious mind



“This is W.W. Bush”
~ George Bush on picking up the phone



“It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.”
~ George Bush on the unlikelihood of his being elected to his first term



“I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”
~ George Bush on Hannukah



“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”
~ George Bush on the economy



“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”
~ George Bush on people who know about trees



“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”
~ George Bush on sharing information



“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”
~ George Bush on economics



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”
~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff
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