Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.


“Will the highways on the Internet become more few.”
~ George Bush on the highways on the internet


“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”
~ George Bush on deciding



“I don't have a family tree. I have a family pole.”



“There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.”
~ George Bush on numeracy



“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”
~ George Bush on Internets



“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”
~ George Bush on sharing information



“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy



“But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.”
~ George Bush on mutually assured destruction



“I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term.”
~ George Bush on reading



“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”
~ George Bush on his suit



“I'm a follower of American politics.”
~ George Bush on American politics
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