Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.


“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.”
~ George Bush on nonfatal shootings


“There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.”
~ George Bush on metaphorical storm clouds



“This is W.W. Bush”
~ George Bush on picking up the phone



“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”
~ George Bush on the problem with the French



“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”
~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children



“There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.”
~ George Bush on numeracy



“I think we agree, the past is over.”
~ George Bush on the past



“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
~ George Bush on geography



“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”
~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina



“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”
~ George Bush on people who know about trees



“I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”
~ George Bush on thinking
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