Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.


“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”
~ George Bush on poor people



“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”
~ George Bush on people who know about trees



“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”
~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina



“Don't worry. I'm Great at Basketball. I'm the White Larry Bird.”
~ George Bush on Basketball



“The situation between the United States and America are steadily worsening.”
~ George Bush on the situation between the US and America



“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”
~ George Bush on sharing information



“Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, uh, you can't get fooled again...”
~ George Bush on Nursery Rhymes



“The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.”
~ George Bush on Saddam Hussein



“There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.”
~ George Bush on numeracy



“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
~ George Bush on Us and Them



“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”
~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America
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