Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.


“No Fat Chicks”
~ George Bush on his life mantra


“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”
~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children



“I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.”
~ George Bush on knowing what you believe and answering questions



“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”
~ George Bush on deciding



“…the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”
~ George Bush on Illiteracy



“It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”
~ George Bush on the origin of our imports



“It's hard work.”
~ George Bush on debating John Kerry



“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”
~ George Bush on Internets



“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”
~ George Bush on Internets



“Don't worry. I'm Great at Basketball. I'm the White Larry Bird.”
~ George Bush on Basketball



“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”
~ George Bush on economics
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