Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.


“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”
~ George Bush on branches of government


“The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.”
~ George Bush on Saddam Hussein



“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”
~ George Bush on poor people



“Did y'all watch the game last night?”
~ George Bush on the game last night



“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
~ George Bush on Us and Them



“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”
~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers



“…the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”
~ George Bush on Illiteracy



“I'm a follower of American politics.”
~ George Bush on American politics



“The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.”
~ George Bush on Saddam Hussein



“It's your money, you paid for it.”
~ George Bush on money



“My answer is bring them on.”
~ George Bush on the strategy for fighting the insurgency
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