Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.


“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
~ George Bush on Us and Them


“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”
~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children



“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy



“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”
~ George Bush on economics



“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”
~ George Bush on the economy



“I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term.”
~ George Bush on reading



“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”
~ George Bush on the economy



“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
~ George Bush on Us and Them



“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”
~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”
~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff



“There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again.”
~ George Bush on tough times
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