Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.


“We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq.”
~ George Bush on WMDs


“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating.”
~ George Bush on being smart enough to handle the job



“Some people come up to me and say: "You speak like a mad parrot with Alzheimer's and there is potato peel floating down the Mississippi that would be a better president than you" and you know what? I agree!”
~ George Bush on mad parrots



“Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.”
~ George Bush on peacekeeping



“It is white.”
~ George Bush on what the White House is like



“This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.”
~ George Bush on attacking Iran



“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”
~ George Bush on suicide bombings



“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”
~ George Bush on Internets



“It's negative to think about blowing each other up. That's not a positive thought. That's a Cold War thought. That's a thought when people were enemies with each other.”
~ George Bush on the Cold War



“I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”
~ George Bush on thinking



“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”
~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina
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