Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.


“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”
~ George Bush on California energy crisis


“This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.”
~ George Bush on attacking Iran



“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”
~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers



“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”
~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children



“The only way to protect freedom is to destroy it sometimes. Doesn't that make sense to you, or are you with the terrorists?”
~ George Bush on Freedom



“We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.”
~ George Bush on Body parts



“We can't afford mexed missages in the long worm!”
~ George W. Bush on worms



“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop'.”
~ George Bush on his dreams



“Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it...”
~ George Bush on drug therapy



“This is W.W. Bush”
~ George Bush on picking up the phone



“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”
~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America
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