Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.


“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
~ George Bush on geography


“We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq.”
~ George Bush on WMDs



“In my administration... failure... is not optional.”
~ George Bush on competence



“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”
~ George Bush on the problem with the French



“What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society.”
~ George Bush on quotas



“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”
~ George Bush on poor people



“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq.”
~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools



“Some people come up to me and say: "You speak like a mad parrot with Alzheimer's and there is potato peel floating down the Mississippi that would be a better president than you" and you know what? I agree!”
~ George Bush on mad parrots



“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.”
~ George Bush on nonfatal shootings



“We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq.”
~ George Bush on WMDs



“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her.”
~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed
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