Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

Learn one. Apply its lessons to your life.


“The situation between the United States and America are steadily worsening.”
~ George Bush on situation between the US and America


“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq.”
~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools



“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”
~ George Bush on poor people



“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
~ George Bush on man and fish coexisting peacefully



“We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates.”
~ George Bush on countering evildoers



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”
~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff



“We can't afford mexed missages in the long worm!”
~ George W. Bush on worms



“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
~ George Bush on Us and Them



“It's hard work.”
~ George Bush on debating John Kerry



“Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it...”
~ George Bush on drug therapy



“We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both.”
~ George Bush on bringing down the level of terror to an acceptable level
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