Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy

“It's your money, you paid for it.”
~ George Bush on money

“It's your money, you paid for it.”
~ George Bush on money

“We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq.”
~ George Bush on WMDs

“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”
~ George Bush on the problem with the French

“It's hard work.”
~ George Bush on debating John Kerry

“It is white.”
~ George Bush on what the White House is like

“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
~ George Bush on the difficulty of putting food on one’s family

“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”
~ George Bush on the economy

“They misunderestimated me.”
~ George Bush on people misunderestimating him

“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop'.”
~ George Bush on his dreams
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