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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia-I never interviewed her.”
~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed

“It's negative to think about blowing each other up. That's not a positive thought. That's a Cold War thought. That's a thought when people were enemies with each other.”
~ George Bush on the Cold War

“Bill wrote a book at Yale. I read one.”
~ George Bush on William F. Buckley

“My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.”
~ George Bush on the century-and-a-half alliance with Japan

“My answer is bring them on.”
~ George Bush on the strategy for fighting the insurgency

“I think war is a dangerous place.”
~ George Bush on war

“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber”
~ George Bush on cloning in the Senate

“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”
~ George Bush on people who know about trees

“There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't. ”
~ George Bush on Numeracy

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”
~ George Bush on learning

“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
~ George Bush on the difficulty of putting food on one’s family
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