Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.”
~ George Bush on cloning in the Senate


“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”
~ George Bush on Time Travel



“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”
~ George Bush on California energy crisis



“Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, uh, you can't get fooled again...”
~ George Bush on Nursery Rhymes



“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”
~ George Bush on economics



“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
~ George Bush on harming our country



“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”
~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina



“I'm a follower of American politics.”
~ George Bush on American politics



“It's your money, you paid for it.”
~ George Bush on money



“I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.”
~ George Bush on neologisms



“Don't forget Poland.”
~ George Bush on the Coalition of the Willing
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