Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will.”
~ George Bush on disarming Saddam Hussein


“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”
~ George Bush on parenting



“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.”
~ George Bush on border relations



“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”
~ George Bush on Time Travel



“The only way to protect freedom is to destroy it sometimes. Doesn't that make sense to you, or are you with the terrorists?”
~ George Bush on Freedom



“Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is--I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.”
~ George Bush on death tax



“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”
~ George Bush on parenting



“I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
~ George Bush on communism quote from Doctor Strangelove
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“My answer is bring them on.”
~ George Bush on the strategy for fighting the insurgency



“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy



“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy
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