Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.”
~ George Bush on border relations

“It's unacceptable to think.”
~ George Bush on thought

“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”
~ George Bush on suicide bombings

“Keep good relations with the Grecians.”
~ George Bush on relations with the Grecians

“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy

“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”
~ George Bush on Islam

“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy

“I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.”
~ George Bush on neologisms

“Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is--I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.”
~ George Bush on death tax

“Will the highways on the Internet become more few.”
~ George Bush on the highways on the internet

“Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it...”
~ George Bush on drug therapy
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