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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”
~ George Bush on people who know about trees

“They misunderestimated me.”
~ George Bush on people misunderestimating him

“But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.”
~ George Bush on mutually assured destruction

“I'm the master of low expectations.”
~ George Bush on low expectations

“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her.”
~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed

“I don't have a family tree. I have a family pole.”

“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”
~ George Bush on the budget

“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”
~ George Bush on Time Travel

“I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”
~ George Bush on Hannukah

“This is W.W. Bush”
~ George Bush on picking up the phone

“Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it...”
~ George Bush on drug therapy
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