Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”
~ George Bush on deciding


“I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term.”
~ George Bush on reading



“I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.”
~ George Bush on unrest in the Middle East



“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
~ George Bush on the difficulty of putting food on one’s family



“This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.”
~ George Bush on ending the stalemate



“Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is--I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.”
~ George Bush on death tax



“Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, uh, you can't get fooled again...”
~ George Bush on Nursery Rhymes



“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
~ George Bush on the difficulty of putting food on one’s family



“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”
~ George Bush on his suit



“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”
~ George Bush on parenting



“It's hard work.”
~ George Bush on debating John Kerry
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