Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“The situation between the United States and America are steadily worsening.”
~ George Bush on the situation between the US and America


“My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.”
~ George Bush on the century-and-a-half alliance with Japan



“I'm a follower of American politics.”
~ George Bush on American politics



“It is white.”
~ George Bush on what the White House is like



“I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”
~ George Bush on thinking



“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy



“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”
~ George Bush on his suit



“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”
~ George Bush on people who know about trees



“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”
~ George Bush on economics



“Well, when you think about autism, you have to think about...you have to think, what is it that makes these children not do what they're not supposed to do when they're not doing it? And when you ask that preposition, that's when you know you're retarded.”
~ George Bush on autism



“We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”
~ George Bush on terrorists and rogue nations
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