Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.”
~ George Bush on numeracy


“What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society.”
~ George Bush on quotas



“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”
~ George Bush on the economy



“We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”
~ George Bush on terrorists and rogue nations



“I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”
~ George Bush on Hannukah



“We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”
~ George Bush on terrorists and rogue nations



“They misunderestimated me.”
~ George Bush on people misunderestimating him



“They misunderestimated me.”
~ George Bush on people misunderestimating him



“This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.”
~ George Bush on ending the stalemate



“Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is--I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.”
~ George Bush on death tax



“It's unacceptable to think.”
~ George Bush on thought
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