Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.”
~ George Bush on the unlikelihood of his being elected to his first term


“We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both.”
~ George Bush on bringing down the level of terror to an acceptable level



“I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.”
~ George Bush on knowing what you believe and answering questions



“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
~ George Bush on harming our country



“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”
~ George Bush on suicide bombings



“We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”
~ George Bush on terrorists and rogue nations



“Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is--I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.”
~ George Bush on death tax



“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
~ George Bush on man and fish coexisting peacefully



“This is W.W. Bush”
~ George Bush on picking up the phone



“But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.”
~ George Bush on mutually assured destruction



“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy
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