Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”
~ George Bush on the origin of our imports


“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
~ George Bush on man and fish coexisting peacefully



“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”
~ George Bush on California energy crisis



“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”
~ George Bush on poor people



“I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”
~ George Bush on thinking



“There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.”
~ George Bush on numeracy



“I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
~ George Bush on communism quote from Doctor Strangelove
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“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”
~ George Bush on parenting



“Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it...”
~ George Bush on drug therapy



“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”
~ George Bush on the budget



“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”
~ George Bush on Internets
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