Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.”
~ George Bush on Body parts


“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”
~ George Bush on Internets



“This is W.W. Bush”
~ George Bush on picking up the phone



“I became totally inebriated with hitting the big one.”
~ George Bush on his days in the oil industry



“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”
~ George Bush on branches of government



“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”
~ George Bush on economics



“Bill wrote a book at Yale. I read one.”
~ George Bush on William F. Buckley



“Keep good relations with the Grecians.”
~ George Bush on relations with the Grecians



“This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.”
~ George Bush on ending the stalemate



“I am a bulldog on the pantleg of opportunity.”
~ George Bush on opportunity



“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating.”
~ George Bush on being smart enough to handle the job
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