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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”
~ George Bush on Kyoto treaty

“It is white.”
~ George Bush on what the White House is like

“I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
~ George Bush on communism quote from Doctor Strangelove

“Some people come up to me and say: "You speak like a mad parrot with Alzheimer's and there is potato peel floating down the Mississippi that would be a better president than you" and you know what? I agree!”
~ George Bush on mad parrots

“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”
~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America

“Well, when you think about autism, you have to think have to think, what is it that makes these children not do what they're not supposed to do when they're not doing it? And when you ask that preposition, that's when you know you're retarded.”
~ George Bush on autism

“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”
~ George Bush on sharing information

“I think we agree, the past is over.”
~ George Bush on the past

“In my administration... failure... is not optional.”
~ George Bush on competence

“But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.”
~ George Bush on mutually assured destruction

“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”
~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff