Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“It's hard work.”
~ George Bush on debating John Kerry

“We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both.”
~ George Bush on bringing down the level of terror to an acceptable level

“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”
~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America

“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy

“I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
~ George Bush on communism quote from Doctor Strangelove

“Some people come up to me and say: "You speak like a mad parrot with Alzheimer's and there is potato peel floating down the Mississippi that would be a better president than you" and you know what? I agree!”
~ George Bush on mad parrots

“We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.”
~ George Bush on Body parts

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
~ George Bush on peace

“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
~ George Bush on Us and Them

“There is an old saying in Tennessee--I know it's in Texas, probably Tennessee that says "fool me once, shame on-shame on you, fool me twice...you can't get fooled again."”
~ George Bush on What?

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
~ George Bush on man and fish coexisting peacefully
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