Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“Well, when you think about autism, you have to think about...you have to think, what is it that makes these children not do what they're not supposed to do when they're not doing it? And when you ask that preposition, that's when you know you're retarded.”
~ George Bush on autism



“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating.”
~ George Bush on being smart enough to handle the job




“A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.”
~ George Bush on a dictatorship




“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”
~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina




“Keep good relations with the Greecians.”
~ George Bush on relations with the Grecians




“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”
~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers




“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”
~ George Bush on economics




“This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.”
~ George Bush on Attacking Iran




“I'm a majorleague asshole”
~ George Dubaya Q. Bush on speaking the truth for once


“In my administration... failure... is not optional”
~ George Bush on Competence




“I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.”
~ George Bush on Internets




“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”
~ George Bush on suicide bombings
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