Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”
~ George Bush on branches of government

“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”
~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children

“I'm the master of low expectations.”
~ George Bush on low expectations

“I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”
~ George Bush on thinking

“It's your money, you paid for it.”
~ George Bush on money

“I became totally inebriated with hitting the big one.”
~ George Bush on his days in the oil industry

“I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.”
~ George Bush on neologisms

“A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.”
~ George Bush on a dictatorship

“There is an old saying in Tennessee--I know it's in Texas, probably Tennessee that says "fool me once, shame on-shame on you, fool me twice...you can't get fooled again."”
~ George Bush on What?

“Well, when you think about autism, you have to think about...you have to think, what is it that makes these children not do what they're not supposed to do when they're not doing it? And when you ask that preposition, that's when you know you're retarded.”
~ George Bush on autism

“Will the highways on the Internet become more few.”
~ George Bush on the highways on the internet
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