Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“I think war is a dangerous place.”
~ George Bush on war



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating”
~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff




“My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.”
~ George Bush on the century-and-a-half alliance with Japan




“We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator”
~ George Bush on uninalienable rights of man




“A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.”
~ George Bush on a dictatorship




“I became totally inebriated with hitting the big one.”
~ George Bush on his days in the oil industry




“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
~ George Bush on peace




“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”
~ George Bush on poor people




“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”
~ George Bush on branches of government




“This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.”
~ George Bush on ending the stalemate




“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”
~ George Bush on poor people
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