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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
~ George Bush on Us and Them

“I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will.”
~ George Bush on disarming Saddam Hussein

“This is W.W. Bush”
~ George Bush on picking up the phone

“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”
~ George Bush on California energy crisis

“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
~ George Bush on the difficulty of putting food on one’s family

“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”
~ George Bush on Islam

“I have opinions of my own; strong opinions. But I don't always agree with them.”
~ George Bush on his subconscious mind

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
~ George Bush on man and fish coexisting peacefully

“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
~ George Bush on families

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
~ George Bush on geography

“I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”
~ George Bush on thinking
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