Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, uh, you can't get fooled again...”
~ George Bush on Nursery Rhymes


“It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.”
~ George Bush on the unlikelihood of his being elected to his first term



“It's unacceptable to think.”
~ George Bush on thought



“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”
~ George Bush on the economy



“We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates.”
~ George Bush on countering evildoers



“They misunderestimated me.”
~ George Bush on people misunderestimating him



“I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”
~ George Bush on Hannukah



“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”
~ George Bush on Time Travel



“The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.”
~ George Bush on Saddam Hussein



“Keep good relations with the Grecians.”
~ George Bush on relations with the Grecians



“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”
~ George Bush on the economy
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