Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
~ George Bush on harming our country



“This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.”
~ George Bush on attacking Iran



“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”
~ George Bush on economics



“We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.”
~ George Bush on Body parts



“This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.”
~ George Bush on attacking Iran



“We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator”
~ George Bush on uninalienable rights of man



“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”
~ George Bush on Islam



“It's negative to think about blowing each other up. That's not a positive thought. That's a Cold War thought. That's a thought when people were enemies with each other.”
~ George Bush on the Cold War



“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy



“I'm the master of low expectations.”
~ George Bush on low expectations



“I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term.”
~ George Bush on reading
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