Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.”
~ George Bush on the century-and-a-half alliance with Japan

“The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.”
~ George Bush on Saddam Hussein

“I don't have a family tree. I have a family pole.”

“My answer is bring them on.”
~ George Bush on the strategy for fighting the insurgency

“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”
~ George Bush on the budget

“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq.”
~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools

“Keep good relations with the Grecians.”
~ George Bush on relations with the Grecians

“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.”
~ George Bush on nonfatal shootings

“I'm the master of low expectations.”
~ George Bush on low expectations

“It's hard work.”
~ George Bush on debating John Kerry

“It is white.”
~ George Bush on what the White House is like
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