Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Don't forget Poland.”
~ George Bush on the Coalition of the Willing

“It is white.”
~ George Bush on what the White House is like

“We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”
~ George Bush on terrorists and rogue nations

“They misunderestimated me.”
~ George Bush on people misunderestimating him

“I don't have a family tree. I have a family pole.”

“I became totally inebriated with hitting the big one.”
~ George Bush on his days in the oil industry

“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”
~ George Bush on branches of government

“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”
~ George Bush on Time Travel

“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”
~ George Bush on Kyoto treaty

“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”
~ George Bush on people who know about trees

“I think war is a dangerous place.”
~ George Bush on war
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