Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.”
~ George Bush on unrest in the Middle East


“It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.”
~ George Bush on the unlikelihood of his being elected to his first term



“I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
~ George Bush on communism quote from Doctor Strangelove
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“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”
~ George Bush on parenting



“A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.”
~ George Bush on a dictatorship



“…the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”
~ George Bush on Illiteracy



“My answer is bring them on.”
~ George Bush on the strategy for fighting the insurgency



“I became totally inebriated with hitting the big one.”
~ George Bush on his days in the oil industry



“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”
~ George Bush on poor people



“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”
~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America



“I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”
~ George Bush on Hannukah
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