Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.”
~ George Bush on Body parts

“I am a bulldog on the pantleg of opprotunity.”
~ George Bush on Opprotunity

“There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.”
~ George Bush on metaphorical storm clouds

“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”
~ George Bush on deciding

“Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, uh, you can't get fooled again...”
~ George Bush on Nursery Rhymes

“I'm a follower of American politics.”
~ George Bush on American politics

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
~ George Bush on Harming our country

“We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”
~ George Bush on terrorists and rogue nations

“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”
~ George Bush on economics

“This is W.W. Bush ”
~ George Bush on picking up the phone

“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
~ George Bush on the difficulty of putting food on one’s family
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