Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, uh, you can't get fooled again...”
~ George Bush on Nursery Rhymes


“There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.”
~ George Bush on numeracy



“I don't have a family tree. I have a family pole.”



“Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon.”
~ George Bush on Iran



“I think war is a dangerous place.”
~ George Bush on war



“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”
~ George Bush on Kyoto treaty



“It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”
~ George Bush on the origin of our imports



“I understand small business growth. I was one.”
~ George Bush on small business growth



“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”
~ George Bush on Kyoto treaty



“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
~ George Bush on Us and Them



“We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq.”
~ George Bush on WMDs
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