Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”
~ George Bush on people who know about trees


“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”
~ George Bush on the budget



“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”
~ George Bush on Time Travel



“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”
~ George Bush on suicide bombings



“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
~ George Bush on harming our country



“The situation between the United States and America are steadily worsening.”
~ George Bush on the situation between the US and America



“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”
~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers



“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy



“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”
~ George Bush on parenting



“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”
~ George Bush on Kyoto treaty



“Bill wrote a book at Yale. I read one.”
~ George Bush on William F. Buckley
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