Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.”
~ George Bush on cloning in the Senate


“It's negative to think about blowing each other up. That's not a positive thought. That's a Cold War thought. That's a thought when people were enemies with each other.”
~ George Bush on the Cold War



“There is an old saying in Tennessee--I know it's in Texas, probably Tennessee that says "fool me once, shame on-shame on you, fool me twice...you can't get fooled again."”
~ George Bush on What?



“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”
~ George Bush on deciding



“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”
~ George Bush on the economy



“I am a bulldog on the pantleg of opportunity.”
~ George Bush on opportunity



“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”
~ George Bush on suicide bombings



“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.”
~ George Bush on cloning in the Senate



“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
~ George Bush on energy



“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her.”
~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed



“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.”
~ George Bush on border relations
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