Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”
~ George Bush on people who know about trees


“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her.”
~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed



“I have opinions of my own; strong opinions. But I don't always agree with them.”
~ George Bush on his subconscious mind



“The situation between the United States and America are steadily worsening.”
~ George Bush on the situation between the US and America



“There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.”
~ George Bush on metaphorical storm clouds



“This is W.W. Bush”
~ George Bush on picking up the phone



“But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.”
~ George Bush on mutually assured destruction



“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”
~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children



“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
~ George Bush on geography



“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”
~ George Bush on Time Travel



“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”
~ George Bush on people who know about trees
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