Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I'm a follower of American politics.”
~ George Bush on American politics

“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”
~ George Bush on poor people

“I'm the master of low expectations.”
~ George Bush on low expectations

“…the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”
~ George Bush on Illiteracy

“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”
~ George Bush on the budget

“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her.”
~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed

“I have opinions of my own; strong opinions. But I don't always agree with them.”
~ George Bush on his subconscious mind

“I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”
~ George Bush on Hannukah

“There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.”
~ George Bush on metaphorical storm clouds

“There is an old saying in Tennessee--I know it's in Texas, probably Tennessee that says "fool me once, shame on-shame on you, fool me twice...you can't get fooled again."”
~ George Bush on What?

“Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.”
~ George Bush on terrorism
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