Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”
~ George Bush on parenting


“It's your money, you paid for it.”
~ George Bush on money



“I'm the master of low expectations.”
~ George Bush on low expectations



“I'm the master of low expectations.”
~ George Bush on low expectations



“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”
~ George Bush on the economy



“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”
~ George Bush on deciding



“Don't worry. I'm Great at Basketball. I'm the White Larry Bird.”
~ George Bush on Basketball



“…the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”
~ George Bush on Illiteracy



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”
~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff



“This is W.W. Bush”
~ George Bush on picking up the phone



“This is W.W. Bush”
~ George Bush on picking up the phone
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