Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”
~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina



“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating.”
~ George Bush on being smart enough to handle the job



“Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it...”
~ George Bush on drug therapy



“It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.”
~ George Bush on economics



“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”
~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America



“I understand small business growth. I was one.”
~ George Bush on small business growth



“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”
~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers



“I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.”
~ George Bush on knowing what you believe and answering questions



“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”
~ George Bush on branches of government



“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”
~ George Bush on foreign policy stuff



“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
~ George Bush on Us and Them
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