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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“Will the highways on the Internet become more few.”
~ George Bush on the highways on the internet

“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”
~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers

“I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.”
~ George Bush on parenting

“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her.”
~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed

“There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again.”
~ George Bush on tough times

“Some people come up to me and say: "You speak like a mad parrot with Alzheimer's and there is potato peel floating down the Mississippi that would be a better president than you" and you know what? I agree!”
~ George Bush on mad parrots

“There are Muslims in China? Does that mean there's genies? I wish I had a pony.”
~ George Bush on Islam

“We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator”
~ George Bush on uninalienable rights of man

“A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.”
~ George Bush on a dictatorship

“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”
~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America

“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.”
~ George Bush on nonfatal shootings
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