Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
~ George Bush on Us and Them

“The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.”
~ George Bush on the problem with the French

“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”
~ George Bush on poor people

“I think it's very important for world leaders to understand that when a new administration comes in, the new administration will be running the foreign policy.”
~ George Bush on new administration

“Did y'all watch the game last night?”
~ George Bush on the game last night

“In my administration... failure... is not optional.”
~ George Bush on competence

“We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates.”
~ George Bush on countering evildoers

“It's hard work.”
~ George Bush on debating John Kerry

“They misunderestimated me.”
~ George Bush on people misunderestimating him

“It is white.”
~ George Bush on what the White House is like

“My answer is bring them on.”
~ George Bush on the strategy for fighting the insurgency
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