Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”
~ George Bush on Time Travel



“I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”
~ George Bush on Hannukah




“War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength”
~ George Bush on Saving the American Republic




“There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again.”
~ George Bush on tough times




“This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.”
~ George Bush on Attacking Iran




“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.”
~ George Bush on racial profiling and illiterate children




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”
~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“The situation between the United States and America are steadily worsening.”
~ George Bush on situation between the US and America




“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber”
~ George Bush on cloning in the Senate




“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia-I never interviewed her.”
~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed




“With the growing threat of terrorism in this great nation, terror upon this great nation is becoming a increasing threat. How's my suit?”
~ George Bush on his suit
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