Oscar Wilde •
Benjamin Franklin •
Winston Churchill •
His quotes are best read by a computer program. Otherwise, take a short pause before every word and speak in the upper register of your voice, in your best fake English accent.
C-3PO's Most Famous QuotesEdit
C-3PO on ChivalryEdit
- "Just open the door, you stupid lug."
- "No, please don't stand up."
- "No need to bow..."
C-3PO on the FutureEdit
- "We're doomed."
- "I calculate our survival odds are 1 in 725."
- "I'm a communicator, how am I supposed to know?"
- "I feel so helpless."
C-3PO on TelemarketingEdit
- "I am C-3PO, Telecommunications."
- "I only sound like I am in a foreign country. I can help you with your billing problem."
- "They are not interested in the mobile plan."
- "We need to buy a vacuum cleaner."
C-3PO on GovernmentEdit
- "Congratulations, you are now a democracy."
- "Quick, let's get out of here before they find out."
- "This is terrible."
C-3PO on DatingEdit
- "Oh, don't do it. Not now."
- "What have I done?"
- "No one wants my company tonight."
- "Don't come back to me, begging for help. I won't give it."