Unquotable:Bruce Campbell
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[edit] Quotable Quotes from Bruce Campbell's Movies
[edit] Before Killing a Monster
“You're ugly.”
“Go steady with this!”
[edit] After Killing a Monster
“Congratulations to you too.”
[edit] Before Kissing a Girl
“Hail to the king, baby!”
“You're not a guy, are you?”
“Gimme some sugar baby”
“Swallow This!”
“Prepare to be Boomsticked, baby!”
[edit] Before Saving the World
“This is going to hurt!”
“Hey, beautiful... Duck!”
[edit] After Losing a Limb
“At least it wasn't my other foot.”
“Prepare to eat gravy.”
[edit] Upon Receiving a Weapon
“Ice cream.”
“Groovey.”
[edit] Quotable Quotes from Bruce Campbell in Video Games
“Blue wizard is about to die.”
“Is this microphone on?”
“Face the awesome wrath of my chin, you stupid fucking bass!”
“Get Fucked, Madden!”
[edit] Quotable Quotes from Bruce Campbell Interviews
[edit] Bruce on Foods
“I try to eat whole grains when I can.”
“The heads are the best, brain is brain food.”
[edit] Bruce on Movies
“If I'm not in it, I'm not going to sit there for two hours.”
[edit] Bruce on Books
“Some people read, but that's not for me.”
“That's what I call them... readers.”
“Its an exclusive book deal. There is no book deal.”
[edit] Bruce on Money
“If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.”
[edit] Bruce on Fame
“Being famous is probably really great.”
“People stop me on the street and say... "Hey, you're that Jim Carrey guy!"”
[edit] Quotable Quotes from Bruce Campbell's Little Book of Quotable Quotes
“When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.”
“All you need is love. And a chainsaw instead of your left hand.”
“Groovey is as Groovey does.”
